Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Top comments
Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
coldsteelstu 4
good thing they don't have those dress fittings to make sure things fit. that would be horrible.
doglover100 29
Bridezilla
DisasterReport 0
Smack her back.
kitkattgirl 2
Revenge will happen naturally as I doubt your sister is going to stay married long with a narcissistic and violent attitude. If she can strike her own sister (while an adult), then I feel sorry for her husband. God knows how embarrassed he was seeing his bride go insane over someone "ruining" their special day. Take the wedding gift back and end communication with her.
nina21194 12
Bridezilla
sarah6786 14
YDI for requiring oxygen. How selfish of you!
ellytoad 13
You should have helped her obtain a whole new type of attention. The kind that focuses on facial injuries, including but not limited to red handprints. I hope she at least got some nasty PR.
moonboobs 4
Get a bigger dress dumbass! She overreacted yes, but, come on! Didn't you at least try the dress on before the wedding?!?!
eastcoastevil 0
Fake
EmoBitchRock 0
What I'm wondering, is why did you buy the dress, if you knew it was too tight?