By cousin of the groom
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
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By  ViviMage  |  38

I am chronically dizzy thanks to a less than 1% side effect of cancer treatments. I always get up slowly and grab the chair or something to make sure my balance is ok. I have done some bizarre things like walk backwards a few steps to get my balance back if I hold hold on.

That being said, I can't wait to see the recording of this on failarmy!

By  Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey  |  16

I've heard the phrase "falling for someone" but I don't think it was meant to be taken literally.