Health: Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on...

By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By LonnyLonnikins - 09/04/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 15:00

Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 10:00

Today, you know those videos where catering staff accidentally drop the wedding cake in front of the bride, groom, and guests. Well I’m now that idiot. I’m also now in a cast on crutches because the bride kicked me in the leg with her heels so hard she snapped a bone. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:14

Honestly the only thing you could've done to save yourself was pretend to pass out!

arandomperson97 18

Tuesday 7 August 2018 3:12

“... and I was the groom..”

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chris_lillo 15

Wednesday 18 July 2018 8:14

Honestly the only thing you could've done to save yourself was pretend to pass out!

arandomperson97 18

Tuesday 7 August 2018 3:12

“... and I was the groom..”

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 August 2018 3:32

What? Did you expect to earn Prima Nocta rights on the bride after such a colossal ****-up?

MamaChey 24

Tuesday 7 August 2018 4:21

This sounds like part of a very bad Rom Com/every movie Kate Hudson did with Matthew McConaughey

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 7 August 2018 5:10

You might want to get your health checked out. If just getting up from sitting for a moment makes you dizzy, there's something wrong with your body.

Neeka Natassja Andriushchenko_286199006 11

Tuesday 7 August 2018 8:39

I suffer from this exact same thing and have been to multiple doctors as to what it is or is causing it. If you happen to get answers please let me know!

alycion 38

Tuesday 7 August 2018 10:37

Dysautonomia Being checked for it myself right now.

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 7 August 2018 16:06

I am chronically dizzy thanks to a less than 1% side effect of cancer treatments. I always get up slowly and grab the chair or something to make sure my balance is ok. I have done some bizarre things like walk backwards a few steps to get my balance back if I hold hold on. That being said, I can't wait to see the recording of this on failarmy!