Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
Ajwc101 24
Your sister is an ass.
SayCrackAgain 0
Maybe their sister went a little far, but I would forgive her. I mean you can't blame her for wanting her special day to be perfect...
ambowew 7
I had no idea donkeys have weddings these days. /mind blown.
elletex 8
If my sister fainted during my wedding, my only concern would be whether or not she's alright. Not whether or not she's trying to steal my thunder. Yeah, sorry, OP's sister sounds like a selfish bridezilla.
astralvagan 20
Yeah, I would be concerned too, but at the same time I would be upset. There is a lot of time, attention and detail that goes into making a woman's wedding day perfect! If it doesn't go perfectly, they can have just the bad memory of what happened lingering for years to come!
wthatcher87 3
So it's a woman's wedding day huh? Here I was thinking that marriage was about two human beings joining their lives together....silly me
annie_nk 23
77-Exactly!
LolFMLnot 10
I kind of understand why your sister is over reacting because weddings can stress you out and it mostly happens once in a life time, but i still don't see why she would slap you.
Comet_Candy 23
That's a pretty craptastic reason to slap someone, especially your own sister. You don't slap or hit people. OPs sister overreacted, big time.
fordneagles 34
"Sorry sis, next time I'll wait until it's convenient for you before I pass out." What a bitch your sister is
jetsown08 21
Keep that dress nice and tight, us guys like it better that way!
krysxkatastrophe 14
19- Guys like it when women faint from their clothes being too tight? I'll have to write that down. I thought it was my macabre sense of humour preventing me from getting a date, guess it's because I don't faint!
avatar0810 15
What a dick.
dalilpanther 5
Your sister sounds like a keeper.
Krirn 21
We have a choice?
saksxalmo 20
I believe s/he was referring to the sister being a keeper for her fiancé, but that still made me laugh.
Krirn 21
I didn't think of that, thumbs up to you.
HiddenValley 5
Your new brother in law must be a very lucky man.
nikkyp92 5
Well it was her wedding day.. But you don't deserve to be slapped for that.
saksxalmo 20
-FML messed up my comment, just delete this one-
mrnuleef 7
You attention *****! I'm just kidding, but from the sound of it, your sis is kinda sorta....a bitch. You should trip her and make her land in dog doodoo, in public. That screams "all eyes on me!"
saksxalmo 20
-FML messed up my comment, just delete this one-