Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
PYLrulz 17
**** punt her, especially if she was standing over you
xminixlovex 6
she is the attention seeker since she slapped you for taking the attention.
mrsmaglietta 6
wow I feel bad for her new husband
rammy125 4
You need to slap the bitch back.. And hard. With a 2X4
mehwhocares 9
And you never noticed before the wedding that the dress was too tight? If it was so tight that it would make you pass out, I think you would have noticed before. Such as, you know, the first time you tried it on?
astralvagan 20
You've obviously never been in a wedding party.... Dresses are ordered months ahead of the date.... And you get measured a couple times before the date. At least you're supposed to.... Maybe she gained weight in between measurement appoinemts
mehwhocares 9
She must've gained a lot of weight, then, if the dress ended up that tight.
annie_nk 23
Or maybe it had a built in corsette and it was pulled too tight in attempts to look a little skinnier?
ImaginaryFoe 1
It doesn't say OP was in the wedding party (although that is one fair assumption). Wouldn't it be pretty difficult to gain that much weight that quickly? Usually people have fittings up to a week or so before the wedding. Wouldn't they have noticed the weight creeping on before it got to choking levels of tightness?
theman00011 0
Slap that how back!
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Sorry OP but your sister is a complete bitch. Yes, I get it... it was her wedding day but for ***** sake, she is the BRIDE. She and her groom are the ones getting married and thats what everyone was there for. Not specifically to see you faint, so she needs to get her selfish head out of her ass. If my poor sister fainted while I was getting married (she was my Maid of Honor), I would have stopped everything and made sure she was alright and where possible - to postpone it for the next day, or when she is well again and I'm sure my husband and families would have understood. For ***** sake, She was getting married. Its a celebration of the union. She wasn't being made Queen of anything.
the_true_batman 10
I hate how big a deal people make about weddings. I don't think I ever want to get married, and if I did I'd want it to be a celebration, not a "this day is about me" thing. I wouldn't marry a girl who would act like a brat at our wedding, if I were the groom I'd get out of there. I talk to girls who care more about their wedding being special than they do about their fiance. If I'm going to marry you, it's because I want to be with you and you want to be with me, not because you want a wedding.
habibiiiiiii 2
Your not a girl so you don't understand.
the_true_batman 10
Being male or female has nothing to do with it. The fact that women think it's okay to be horrible people simply because they are women amazes me. You're not a child, don't act like one.
JustTemporary 24
In a way YDI but in another way you didn't... You shouldn't have gotten a dress so tight in the first place but slapping you was a tad much.
whatwhyhoo 10
YDI for getting a dress that didn't fit.