Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
88vivera 9
I feel bad for u. Because who ever told u to wear that dress is a bitch because u could have died
SoultheWolf 19
It sucks that you passed out and got slapped for it, but if you knowning wore a dress too tight for you, you can't complain when something like this happens. It isn't like you put on the dress and it fit perfectly, then when the wedding started it was too tight for you.
leahmae88 7
Maybe you should of worn a dress that actually fit. Just saying.
momogal 22
If her sister was bridezilla enough to slap her for passing out, one can assume she was horrid enough to make her maids wear too-tight dresses because she wanted them to look bad/wanted them to lose weight.
fuzzywolf 8
I feel sorry for OP's brother-in-law :S
stepymac 15
Wat a bitch , backhand her for being one
stepymac 15
U have other people saying just about the same thing don't hate on my comments
serpentson34 0
That little bitch
infinitron 7
That's really awful that your sister would treat you that way. If you were a bridesmaid and didn't pick your dress, or chose it a while before the wedding and went through a weight fluctuation and couldn't buy another one on short notice, then it is in absolutely no way your fault. Even if you did know it was too tight, your sister shouldn't have reacted the way she did. FYL.
mspeacock 6
Why would you get a dress that's THAT tight? Sounds like you were trying to at least get some attention.
BeautyOfGrac3 6
Y didn't u refit the dress?? And ur sister is a dumb ass
phoenix9278 2
Wow... I'm honestly amazed by the amount of callous and disrespectful comments on this post. To all the "bridezillas-to-be" who place blame on the sister for fainting, let me ask you this; who in the hell wants to faint on ANY day? I've passed out in public (from hunger and exhaustion), and it terrified me. I came to, and was crying and shaking, completely mortified. If I had experienced this and then my sister had the NERVE to act like a little drama queen and slap me, I would have freaked out. The fact is, many people are claiming the OP to be selfish, or that the bride had a right to freak out at her because she made bad memories on her wedding day, but in reality, the bride made it worse herself. If she had handled the situation with aplomb, taking caring of the sister and drawing attention back to the ceremony, she would have earned the respect of all the attendants, including her husband to be. Instead, she showed herself to be childish and selfish, concerned only with herself and not the wellbeing of others. Frankly, I wouldn't consider this a person worthy of marriage or parenthood, and I hope the bride's fiancee realized this too.