Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
SammyS2012 21
I don't understand why many women think that their wedding is all about them. Yes, it's one of the most important day for you, but people still exist despite the fact that it's your wedding. Brides who get mad that the spotlight was taken from them are just unrealistic, melodramatic, divas.
Eirena 5
A lot of preparation goes into a wedding, so I don't entirely blame your sister for being upset. If the dress was too tight in the first place, you should have had done something about it when you first put it on. It's sweet if you were trying to suck it up for your sister on her day, but NOT at the expense of your comfort/well-being. Granted, she really shouldn't have slapped you.
kitkattgirl 2
A lot of planning does go into a wedding, but it is NEVER perfect. If my sister fainted at my wedding, I wouldn't be upset at her ruining anything. I'd be upset that she blacked out and would insist she got medical attention, then resume with the wedding once she's alright.
The_F3rris 11
I hate weddings. Just gives people an excuse to act like spoiled little brats again.
darkmis1 18
Maybe you should have gotten a bigger dress?
thelinlinx3 10
If you knew it was tight to begin with, why even consider wearing it to the wedding as an option? I think ydi.
blueknight1st 26
If I was her I would have slapped you too. Perhaps if you wouldn't have been chain swallowing twinkies and had gone on a diet your dress wouldn't have been tight. This is something that you could have prevented. Seeing as you didn't means you deserved this.
YoshiMike13 4
#127 you're an asshole. That wasn't funny at all, just very mean
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Maybe it was a corset type dress. You know, they are meant to be overly tight. And even if she wasn't wearing one of those, it's not your place to judge, you ass.
greeneye_fml 12
Your sister is a rotten bitch. But you should have said something about your dress being too tight.
EternalHatred 3
It's pretty obvious then that she's an over-obsessive, conceided, and attention-needed bitch.
Natalle11 6
You should have had a looser dress. Still it wasn't right for your sister to do that. FYL OP. Sorry.
kitty292 9
Why was your dress so tight? That's my question. if you gained that much weight in between the wedding and the fitting, then it should've been noticeable and you should've opted to wear another dress. Even if you're a part of the wedding party, you still shouldn't have worn a dress that inhibits you from breathing.