Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
native_ug 3
Now that's one mean and selfish sister you've got yourself there. Sorry about that, OP. Still can't believe it!
startrekker 3
I will be thumbed down for this but this shit happens once in a lifetime for her and you ****** it up. This happened because of your stupidity and could have been easily avoided. She shouldn't have slapped you but she had every right to be annoyed at your stupidity.
Mearemoi 14
What stupidity? Maybe the dress wasn't that tight when OP tried it on before. I've seen it happen before. OP was not stupid.
LadySigyn 17
99- You are way out of line in your comment. How is OP being stupid? Because they wore a dress that had probably been picked out months before hand for their sister's wedding? No, 99, you're the one being stupid here.
startrekker 3
You get fittings up to 2 days before the wedding. She knew it was tight, and omg, so ******* tight that you faint from it?
LadySigyn 17
If that had been the case, 2 days before the wedding, there would have been no time to get a new dress. As previous commentators have said, OP might've not realized the dress was too tight until hours later into the wedding, when she'd been wearing it all day.
EternalHatred 3
If you knew you were going to be thumbed down.., then why did you post this? Your opinion or not, some people don't need all your negativity after getting slapped in the face.
carminecris89 13
99 I agree. Most girls dream about having a nice wedding, and to have your sister take attention like that away because she faints from a dress being to tight sounds completely obnoxious. I don't know why people feel more sorry for girl who fainted. Her sister shouldn't have hit her, but I can't imagine not wanting to shake her or yank her hair out for something she had control of and time to fix. The dress could have been easily fixed, or if it's a matter of weight she could have dieted until the wedding has passed. Op needs to understand that her sisters outrage isn't completely wrong.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
"Most girls dream about having a nice wedding, and to have your sister take attention like that away because she faints from a dress being to tight sounds completely obnoxious." ... Wow. I feel bad for your future groom who's going to have to deal with the obvious bridezilla you'll turn out to be someday.
carminecris89 13
141 You assume much. I myself have no desire to do anything other than run to the court house. I think bridezillas are disgusting and personally feel that the big celebration part is the least important aspect, and honestly a waste of money. Just because I think her sister had the right to be upset, does not mean I want the same things.
dani115 6
Have you considered the fact that the OP may have gotten
goujee 2
How inconsiderate of you! How dare you steal your sisters attention on her special day
KiddNYC1O 22
I need to come up with a brother of the bride speech soon!
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Maybe next time you should wear a dress that fits...
Martnikk 15
what a bridezilla
CarouselHeart 11
I hope you slapped that bitch right back. FYL.
Sarita46 3
Hahaha what a bitch XD
asherah14 7
99 - when you buy a dress for a wedding, you try it on for a few minutes. Walk around in it, maybe try on some shoes and accessories. I guarantee the OP only wore the dress for a few minutes, certainly not hours as she did at the ceremony/reception. No matter how many fittings OP had done, she couldn't know how the dress would feel/fit for hours. Yeah it's unfortunate she fainted during the ceremony but the bride was way out of line.
lashes_to_ashes 14
I'd be upset too but I wouldn't slap her. A person can be upset that she lost everyone's attention AND be worried about her sister too. It is possible. Though I would take slapping out of the equation.