Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Slap her back, just because it's her wedding day, doesn't mean the world revolves around her...
SokDek 14
What a bitch! Bridzillaaaaaa
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Comments (182)
habibiiiiiii 2
It was her wedding day! I think she's allowed to be a little mad because its her and her grooms day to be the center of attention. Now her wedding day will be remembered as the day her sis passed out
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
Yes, how dare the OP faint unwillingly at her sister's birthday. Really? You actually think OP deserved this? Look, I get what you mean, and her wedding day probably will be remembered as the day OP passed out, but if it were my wedding day and my sister fainted I think I would've been a little more worried and concerned for her than get mad, let alone complain that she "TOOK ALL THE ATTENTION AWAY" as though OP did it on purpose.
ellytoad 13
Also as the day the selfish bride slapped her own sister.
PurpleDemigod 0
Bitchzilla
annie_nk 23
Can't tell if you failed trolling or are just stupid.
jburd45 1
if a dress is that tight to make you faint, you shouldve known it was too tight when you put it on.
BoogerDawson 6
And to think your sister is going to breed, aren't there enough feral skanks in the world....
LittleGreenPaola 23
So why did you wear it? A tight dress won't make you appear slimmer...you will only look very uncomfortable. Next time wear something of your size, you'll look more self-confident and you won't pass out. :)
jellyD 1
I have no clue what they put in those gowns, but the sweetest of women become something horrible as soon as they are fitted...
perdix 31
She probably slapped you for trying to stuff your fat booty into an undersized sausage casing. Instead of blending into the background as you should on "her" day, you looked like the neighborhood ***** trying to drum up business walking the streets.
afairshake 8
Sounds exactly like my sister right there always has to be the center of attention. FYL it would be one thing if you got drunk and slept with the groom or gave a drunken toast but you fainted which wasn't your fault. By the sound of it she probably put you in a dress that was to tight. Sorry that sucks I'd have slapped her back that would have given her some attention.
xgetxbentx 13
Well, obviously it was her day and it's sad that something happened to take the focus off her, I feel bad for her. That being said, fyl, it's not like you can control fainting. You weren't TRYING to take away the attention, so in no way did she have the right to slap you. Bridezilla, extreme case.