By mistickfae - 29/10/2012 18:42 - United States

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 924
You deserved it 2 258

Same thing different taste

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I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".


At least they go well with your costume! Dont worry. It might fade with time.

ruabadfishtoo 0

Pimples do go away but some leave scars and trust me those are worse than pimples as they can last years.

At least every comments here begin with 'at least'.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

32 you're right haha. I never noticed that.

emilyzeppo 3

I like how you said "might" haha

Birth control pills aren't solely used for the prevention of pregnancy. It also helps women achieve a clear complexion. Read up on it.

Exactly why perdix commented; Birth control

He means the pimples themselves act as birth control

CharresBarkrey 15

You combo broke the first four comments from all starting with "at least."

the_enigma1019 1

At least they aren't burning you at the stake, a witches life is a hard one.

"How do you know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a newt!" *looks at the man* "I got better!"

the_enigma1019 1

Look on the bright side, every one gets breakouts , you got yours on a day that made you look cooler.

just a little bit of oil, dirt and grease is all...

one_of_a_kind 5

At least they don't know it is acne!

Im back bitches. Also ydi for not using stridex or other acne control products

rahulcool7 14

They don't always work and most acne products take time to clear the acne.

They didn't work for me. They just keep it from breaking out as much.

KiddNYC1O 20
KiddNYC1O 20

^ Says the noob with just 4 comments.