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By mistickfae / Monday 29 October 2012 18:42 / United States
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Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML

By WellThatWasRude / Monday 25 May 2015 06:30 / United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to a professional baseball game. In the 5th inning, our row was chosen for a random giveaway where everyone sitting in the row recieved free roundtrip airline tickets to New York City. While this was going on, I was up, getting a pretzel. FML

By ZachooMackoo - / Friday 10 April 2009 02:15 / United States
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