Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
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stary1722
| 6
At least acne is good for something!
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TheFirstSamurai
| 18
I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".
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domking1315
| 20
At least they go well with your costume! Dont worry. It might fade with time.
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ruabadfishtoo
| 0
Pimples do go away but some leave scars and trust me those are worse than pimples as they can last years.
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Poppipuff
| 14
At least every comments here begin with 'at least'.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
32 you're right haha. I never noticed that.
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emilyzeppo
| 3
I like how you said "might" haha
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stary1722
| 6
At least acne is good for something!
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perdix
| 29
Birth control.
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DoubleCross
| 9
Too far perdix
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
Birth control pills aren't solely used for the prevention of pregnancy.
It also helps women achieve a clear complexion. Read up on it.
It also helps women achieve a clear complexion. Read up on it.
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
Exactly why perdix commented; Birth control
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yabbadabbadooyah
| 12
He means the pimples themselves act as birth control
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obnum
| 19
At least they complimented you! ;)
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
Ahahaha well at least it looked good
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CharresBarkrey
| 15
You combo broke the first four comments from all starting with "at least."
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the_enigma1019
| 1
At least they aren't burning you at the stake, a witches life is a hard one.
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Posthuman
| 26
"How do you know she's a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
*looks at the man*
"I got better!"
"She turned me into a newt!"
*looks at the man*
"I got better!"
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the_enigma1019
| 1
Monty python is the bomb
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LairaIsKindaCool
| 6
Look on the bright side, every one gets breakouts , you got yours on a day that made you look cooler.
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traveler_ghost
| 12
just a little bit of oil, dirt and grease is all...
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xGolfWangx
| 5
Fuck Acne -_-t
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Posthuman
| 26
I'd rather fuck a girl, thanks
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TylerOMFG
| 7
Too bad for you then huh, 35?
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one_of_a_kind
| 5
At least they don't know it is acne!
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smartman136
| 8
Im back bitches. Also ydi for not using stridex or other acne control products
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rahulcool7
| 14
They don't always work and most acne products take time to clear the acne.
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MikeFoxtrot01594
| 11
They didn't work for me. They just keep it from breaking out as much.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
10- Who are you exactly?
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JJtJJ
| 13
A troll. Welcome to the internet.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
^ Says the noob with just 4 comments.