FML : Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have...

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mistickfae / Monday 29 October 2012 18:42 / United States

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By stary1722 | 6

#5095363 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:40

At least acne is good for something!

By TheFirstSamurai | 18

#5095614 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:26

I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".

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By domking1315 | 20

#5095362 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:40

At least they go well with your costume! Dont worry. It might fade with time.

ruabadfishtoo | 0

#5096163 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:17

Pimples do go away but some leave scars and trust me those are worse than pimples as they can last years.

Poppipuff | 14

#5096168 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:19

At least every comments here begin with 'at least'.

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5096262 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 04:02

32 you're right haha. I never noticed that.

emilyzeppo | 3

#5097542 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:45

I like how you said "might" haha

By stary1722 | 6

#5095363 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:40

At least acne is good for something!

perdix | 29

#5095927 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 01:58

Birth control.

DoubleCross | 9

#5096052 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 02:27

Too far perdix

iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#5096093 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 02:47

Birth control pills aren't solely used for the prevention of pregnancy. It also helps women achieve a clear complexion. Read up on it.

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#5096175 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:23

Exactly why perdix commented; Birth control

yabbadabbadooyah | 12

#5096580 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 06:47

He means the pimples themselves act as birth control

By obnum | 19

#5095365 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:41

At least they complimented you! ;)

By TrippingOnAcid | 29

#5095367 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:41

Ahahaha well at least it looked good

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5096652 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 07:42

You combo broke the first four comments from all starting with "at least."

By the_enigma1019 | 1

#5095374 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:41

At least they aren't burning you at the stake, a witches life is a hard one.

Posthuman | 26

#5096184 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:25

"How do you know she's a witch?" "She turned me into a newt!" *looks at the man* "I got better!"

the_enigma1019 | 1

#5096199 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:28

Monty python is the bomb

By LairaIsKindaCool | 6

#5095376 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:41

Look on the bright side, every one gets breakouts , you got yours on a day that made you look cooler.

By traveler_ghost | 12

#5095480 - Monday 29 October 2012 11:56

just a little bit of oil, dirt and grease is all...

By xGolfWangx | 5

#5095507 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:01

Fuck Acne -_-t

Posthuman | 26

#5096195 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 03:27

I'd rather fuck a girl, thanks

TylerOMFG | 7

#5097068 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 11:15

Too bad for you then huh, 35?

By one_of_a_kind | 5

#5095545 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:09

At least they don't know it is acne!

By smartman136 | 8

#5095547 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:11

Im back bitches. Also ydi for not using stridex or other acne control products

rahulcool7 | 14

#5095601 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 12:24

They don't always work and most acne products take time to clear the acne.

MikeFoxtrot01594 | 11

#5095785 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 01:16

They didn't work for me. They just keep it from breaking out as much.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5095929 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 01:58

10- Who are you exactly?

JJtJJ | 13

#5095944 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 01:59

A troll. Welcome to the internet.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5096033 - Tuesday 30 October 2012 02:20

^ Says the noob with just 4 comments.

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