Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML I agree, your life sucks 46995 I agree, your life sucks 46995 You deserved it 29238 You deserved it 29238 3 0 15 47 By jadakorn - / Saturday 11 July 2009 13:48 / United States
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking... I agree, your life sucks 54642 I agree, your life sucks 54642 You deserved it 3226 You deserved it 3226 57
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML I agree, your life sucks 11865 I agree, your life sucks 11865 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1207 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1207 21
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5... I agree, your life sucks 16205 I agree, your life sucks 16205 You deserved it 35175 You deserved it 35175 104
Today, after a long year of working overtime and having no holidays I finally started packing my suitcase for a trip to Rome tomorrow for a week with my... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she stopped in the middle of the act and said ''No, I can't do this sh*t anymore'' and got dressed and walked... I agree, your life sucks 3 I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Canada Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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