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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By bad_luck_chuck - 04/12/2017 15:00

Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Friday 6 March 2020 21:41

And now your kicking yourself about it. You just cant stop kicking today, can you?

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 7 March 2020 2:05

Lol. But seriously, she’ll probably think you’re a tool

Comments

mackdeezy 22

Friday 6 March 2020 21:41

And now your kicking yourself about it. You just cant stop kicking today, can you?

jfigley 5

Friday 6 March 2020 22:41

Haha that's hilarious! Typical oops moment. Hope you still tried getting her number?.?.?.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 March 2020 0:04

Buying her a new phone will kick your ass, but that might kick your relationship with her into high gear.

bloopaloop 27

Saturday 7 March 2020 2:05

Lol. But seriously, she’ll probably think you’re a tool

Brightside86 30

Monday 9 March 2020 17:59

buying things for girls will rarely if ever get them to like you. its more likely that it will just teacher her that she can use you to pay for things while she sleeps with your best friend, brother or whatever your worst case scenario is.