FML : Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the...

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 29 March 2018 19:30 / United States - Stamford

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Geek

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By John Nemeth | 13

#7617110 - Friday 30 March 2018 3:21

When the first sentence reads.

"When I was reading my phone on the toilet"

You know where it's going to end

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7617095 - Friday 30 March 2018 2:13

That had to be a seriously awkward video call.

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By shaunaminchue | 7

#7617091 - Friday 30 March 2018 1:55

What a shitty situation

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7617095 - Friday 30 March 2018 2:13

That had to be a seriously awkward video call.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7617099 - Friday 30 March 2018 3:00

At least you didn't try to wipe your butt with your phone.

julfunky | 25

#7617132 - Friday 30 March 2018 4:51

That would probably be better. Disgusting? Absolutely. But less likely to fry your phone than dropping it in a bowl of water.

By John Nemeth | 13

#7617110 - Friday 30 March 2018 3:21

When the first sentence reads.

"When I was reading my phone on the toilet"

You know where it's going to end

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7617122 - Friday 30 March 2018 4:12

All is not well on the porcelain throne.

By raven_of_azarath | 25

#7617127 - Friday 30 March 2018 4:18

This is why you always put your phone down on the counter when it’s time to wipe.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7617134 - Friday 30 March 2018 5:11

I hope it was a shitty phone to begin with, because now it is.

By Marta Perlicka | 13

#7617140 - Friday 30 March 2018 7:00

Gives a whole new meaning to turn that shit off.

By Shefaa Abu Abdulah | 5

#7617232 - Friday 30 March 2018 13:00

hey at least you still have your phone my iphone7 was stolen from my pocket two days ago and fyi my mother put almost all of her money into that phone.