Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
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Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML
Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
Talooka 10
I'm sure he was just joking.
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Comments (166)
xXAHXx112 13
wanna know how I got these scars? no? but lets put a smile on that face
onorexveritas 24
you're enemies, duh
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
*and the joker got away*
TOY4RUN 13
That is Effing funny!!!!!!!
thatgirlincali 13
Irony...at its finest.
Ameel_fml 19
Sounds like the beginnings of a beautiful rivalry.
dinosaurzombie 14
I hope your username was on purpose..
UnluckyGenius 21
I think it is safe to say the Joker's plan worked.
Kk_Waylen24 21
How ironic! Get better!!
SweetasCandy0609 28
That's to much of coincidence I think he did that on purpose.