Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML
Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
Talooka 10
I'm sure he was just joking.
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Comments (166)
ayewynn 6
Not gonna lie, I laughed.
niamah 11
Holy smokes batman!
cmb8280 24
Why so serious? Really tho, this is fantastic lmao
Metallica36176 16
I laughed way harder at that than I should have.
V4Vardy 8
"tell me, have you ever danced with the devil in the moon light?" "what does that mean?" "i don't know, its just something i like to ask people before i hit them with a car (maniacal laughter)"
vynguyen494 3
Hahaha that's so ironic
lokiitababii69 19
lol holy shit im sorry but the world makes sense!!! that is hilarious and perfect! i mean if u were going to get hit by a car.... better the joker hitting u i guess than a random person... at least they understand the fact ur walking the streets as batman..
moonfull101 13
The irony.
josseposse 9
What a JOKE!!!! And im sorry OP, hope you are okay!
hallow239 3
And this is why adults don't dress up as super heros