Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
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Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML
Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML
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Top comments
Rozza17 29
Well, you are enemies, so what do you expect.
Talooka 10
I'm sure he was just joking.
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Comments (166)
Doodleoodlebug 18
Where was Robin?
ebbie 8
Traffic jam.
Zebediabolical 45
Under Batman
Overatedlife_fml 5
Now that's what I call 'getting into character.'
hairFlickboy 7
It sounds like you too could make that the greatest day ever! Hunt him down and stop the joker taking over Gotham city (or wherever it is you are!) just roll with it! They don't call you the dark knight for nothing!
Lacalema 21
It's like you wanted my thumbs up but then killed it with your last line.
truesarrif 33
OK I'm calling bullshit. when I said an fml didn't sound like an FML. The moderators deleted my comment. So why is this comment allowed to stay.
gracehi 33
That guy takes cos play VERY seriously... But then... Why so seriousssss???
AthiestNun 11
Screw the batman puns that guy's a dick. Hope he apologized.
Zomg_Okay 27
I doubt he made a deliberate decision to assault OP with his car. Calling him a dick is going a bit far in my opinion, accidents do happen.
Lacalema 21
Nope. If you dress like a villain you gotta roll with the car punches。
TheRandomIndian 17
A guy dressed as the joker just randomly happened to hit a guy dressed as batman, it happens all the time.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Supanova?
iLuvsIt 10
I believe op is somewhere in the US
Grauncho 27
Now that's dedication to your character.
CanadianCutie22 16
that's quite interesting ....
whyisitincapital 25
Not ironic, but a coincidence, and an unfortunate one at that. Hope that idiot got out of his car to see if you were OK.
fatalwish 6
i see the joker is still up to his shenannigans.