Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the...

By IcyWindows - 01/04/2014 02:03 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML

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Quiet

By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By Exhausted - 28/11/2011 06:07 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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By ACCCHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!! -_- - 04/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Laurel

Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML

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Everybody needs good neighbours

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 17:02

Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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Whine whine whine

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, it snowed. Rather than enjoy the view, my roommate had to complain every five minutes about the mentally challenged neighbor shovelling snow all day long. As long as he doesn't shovel it into my yard, I really don't care what he does to pass the time in lockdown. FML

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You deserved it 103

Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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You deserved it 1 539

By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 3 209

deuceswild 13

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:47

There' snow dealing with stupidity.

caver1 14

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:56

Run over his mailbox

Comments

ballplaya52 10

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:45

I hate hypocrites

Spagetiokillers 8

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:58

Theyre not being a hypocrite. The neighbor doesnt clean his windshield and complains when others do.

sehrgutmann 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 15:01

This commenter meant exactly that #11 ...

Spagetiokillers 8

Tuesday 1 April 2014 15:04

No a hypocrite is a person who complains when someone else does something and then they themselves do that very thing they are complaining about.

Lebeaugars95 20

Tuesday 1 April 2014 15:05

drive right into his living room and say you couldn't see

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Tuesday 1 April 2014 15:13

^That would only end in a lawsuit.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 1 April 2014 16:10

I think the word you're looking for, 1, is morons.

nurchok 15

Tuesday 1 April 2014 20:04

Morons and assholes. +1 on that...

deuceswild 13

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:47

There' snow dealing with stupidity.

friedpwnadge 25

Tuesday 1 April 2014 15:05

I expected a flurry of comments on this one. Your neighbor's icy disposition is nothing to bank on, OP. They might just be unhappy with their life because they flaked in college.

OysterPearls 33

Tuesday 1 April 2014 18:33

Sounds like your neighbor just needs to let it go, and get rid of that frozen heart of his.

ChenEighty 20

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:52

I think a little more than his town is snowed out.

MrDonSalvetti 27

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:53

Oh the irony...

Sadgirox 7

Tuesday 1 April 2014 20:38

#4 no just no

BradTheBrony 19

Friday 4 April 2014 18:29

But it IS ironic. Somebody who complains about something disturbing them crashing into a mailbox because they didn't do it is irony.

caver1 14

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:56

Run over his mailbox

junkman6 22

Tuesday 1 April 2014 14:56

I believe the only solution is to go over, knock on his door, and inform him you are going to be scraping the ice off your windshield soon. Then go inside and get ready for work and then scrape the ice off your windshield! It's the neighborly thing to do!