gabby
United States
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Do you even lift, bro?
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
desigymrat
France
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
caswell 1
United States
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Saddened
Montreal, Canada
What's wrong with me?
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Gjkashldf
United States
Please stop
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
emberstormmm
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
mudafkrmas
Canada
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Get a cute doctors number instead.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Cute boys don't usually go to the gym. And if I were you I'd be looking for a handsome man's number. Cute boys only come in one age: twelve.
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zach8771 3
Haha lift with your legs!
sgtsharkey 6
Should of said "on" a stretcher. That is probably why no guy came near you.
Shrike 24
^ Coming from the guy who says "should OF". In the words of Ace Ventura: le-le-le-le-leeewwww-seeerrr!
tmarty 17
You could be "in" a stokes type stretcher. More likely though she left on a gurney.
sgtsharkey 6
But see before you correct someone tell mommy to stop wiping your ass and go out and get some. See my pic I have big feet. /-)
derkster 6
You have to watch out for them treadmills Aha:):):):)
pev8 3
Lets just use our imagination.
Nbrandwine 7
How?
RensM 22
Dolled up to go to the gym... it's a freaking gym you are supposed to get sweaty there... it's not some bar.
lucyinthesky420 10
Fail.
lucyinthesky420 10
Thumbs down?! Why, nobody else said it, so someone had to... Duh.
Azula272 14
You got to dial a number alright. 911.
hamtaro331 0
Omg what happened?????
ImSoEffedUp 10
Lmao.... Maybe u should've hit on da paramedic who rolled u out on that stretcher.....