gabby
United States
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Do you even lift, bro?
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
desigymrat
France
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
caswell 1
United States
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Saddened
Montreal, Canada
What's wrong with me?
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Gjkashldf
United States
Please stop
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
emberstormmm
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
mudafkrmas
Canada
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Get a cute doctors number instead.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Cute boys don't usually go to the gym. And if I were you I'd be looking for a handsome man's number. Cute boys only come in one age: twelve.
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McNerdyNerd 8
*sigh* I'll just add to the flamers saying 'OMG you go to a gym to meet guys? Aweful!' buuut...yeah. I understand you don't want to go to a bar to get a number, but guys when they work out, do NOT want to be hit on by some random chick. I'm a girl who's practically lived in a dojang (korean version of dojo) my whole life, and I've known tons of guys as my brothers, that there is nothing sexier to them than a confident girl who isnt afraid to get sweaty and work out, just for the fun of the sport. It's not my place to judge, but since you put on makeup and didnt ever plan on working out, you don't belong with a guy that goes to the gym in the first place. You're just looking for attention, and you give the girls in a mans environment for all the RIGHT reason a BAD name. You're the reason why wives and moms all thought I was a fraud for the first half of my life, til they realized I didn't give a damn about their men, and I could STILL beat them at their own 'manly' sport.
bubo_fml 11
Damn! I think I'm in Love!
MuchDance90s 0
me too and I'm a het female
jmoreno 4
That's a way to get noticed lol
picturescrazy 24
Nothing screams "high maintenance" more than a girl that wears makeup when she works out.
osteobabe 13
I have a really busy schedule so I often have to go straight from a meeting or clinical placement to the gym. I'm not going to take my makeup off just to get on a crosstrainer.
tweetbaby14 18
Please explain how exactly wearing make up at the gym makes someone high maintenance. I can see how it would make someone a desperate attention *****, and pathetic, unless they just came from doing something where they "needed" to wear make up.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I think that he was trying to imply that if a woman puts on make up just because she's going to the gym (no errands before hand/work/etc.) then she's taking time to apply said face paint when all she's going to do be doing is sweating it off (if she even bothers to work out and isn't just posing and hoping to get attention/hitting on guys.) On the same note, attention-mongrels typically also tend to be high maintenance... because they demand all their boy friend's (or girl friend's) attention around 100% of the time.
musicluvr2000 11
Close enough
mrssuarez2011 12
This is sad, I see women like you all the time, it's there to work out not socialize.
dorkasaurusROAR 7
Getting "dolled up" for the gym? I usually go in sweats or something..
luccmon 6
On a stretcher... You meant on a stretcher, of course.
coried91 28
And you must mean in a stretcher the first time you said it... Nice try at correcting someones mistake when you didn't even get what they had messed up on correct...
bubo_fml 11
Most people go to the gym just to pose, flex & check themselves out in the mirror. Do you really want someone who's that self absorbed & only concerned with pumping themselves up?
coried91 28
Have you ever actually been in a gym to have a comment this stupid?? I go to the gym to stay in shape and get healthy.. Sorry if that offends you
shizzathon 5
YDI. Girls like you give us a bad name!
coried91 28
Getting dolled up to go to the gym?? Last time I checked guys were into girls who actually looked like they were trying to work out. Not leave makeup stains in the towels at the first sign of sweat....