Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Do you even lift, bro?
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
What's wrong with me?
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Please stop
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Get a cute doctors number instead.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Cute boys don't usually go to the gym. And if I were you I'd be looking for a handsome man's number. Cute boys only come in one age: twelve.
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desireev 18
Cute guys go to coffee shops! Every girl should know that! ;)
Shelta957 13
I'm not sure about that, I've met some pretty weird people at Tim Hortons :P
gonad_gobbler 1
you don't want to pick up sweaty guys at a gym, try a supermarket, a bowling alley, a pumpkin patch given the time of year, etc.
jizzwold 21
Ahh the romantic comedy approach. Interesting....
ehh_why_not 6
that might make a guy feel protective/bad for you.. sympathy date
coried91 28
I thought it would make you look like a fool... Now if you were actually putting effort into working out and not looking obviously desperate then they might feel bad...
ForeverAloneGal 23
Sounds like it went better than expected.
zebrapattern 6
she went full-on SAP
ohgreatkaffy 0
how pathetic
Swiftly 0
I-I-I work out!
Michaelsgirl04 9
Why doll yourself up? Exercise is just going to make you sweat and sweat and makeup dont tend to mix very well...at least not in my experience
groupleader 7
So your cute boy turned out to be a russian weightlifting lesbian?????
LadyEmi 15
YDI. No one "dolls up" to go to a ****** gym, dumbass.
iKendall 3
Lmfao, this comment made me laugh :D
gloopyone 4
Maybe someone at the gym has a stretcher fetish and will come find you later.