gabby
United States
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Do you even lift, bro?
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
desigymrat
France
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
caswell 1
United States
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Saddened
Montreal, Canada
What's wrong with me?
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Gjkashldf
United States
Please stop
Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML
emberstormmm
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
mudafkrmas
Canada
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
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BeccaHugs 17
Get a cute doctors number instead.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Cute boys don't usually go to the gym. And if I were you I'd be looking for a handsome man's number. Cute boys only come in one age: twelve.
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misstasha 0
I hate those girls at the gym!!!!
poprocksss73 7
Whats the point? They can't work out too hard because they might sweat their make up off.
Guyfromcrowd 7
Gyms are for exercising not picking people up..
dani05 0
Why not both?
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I could see both, but going there for the express purpose of trying to pick someone up (including getting "dolled up") is, in my opinion, really stupid. I know a lot of guys who go to the gym on schedule, and they really hate it when they see women walk in wearing make-up looking for attention. As if just because they're female and in a gym then they are some kind of token-girl who will have the guys falling all over each other to get to her. If you go to the gym to exercise and happen to pick someone up then fine, but you really shouldn't be going there for the sole purpose of doing so.
MrSassypants 34
I see where #18 is going. Why not go to the gym and do both? If you grab and lift a person it helps out with your muscles and... wait...
blegehlehgleh 0
You "dolled yourself up" to go to the gym? *facehoof*
hunterjumper21 7
Brony?
blegehlehgleh 0
Nah, I'm just a fan of Sarah Jessica Parker movies
mrssuarez2011 12
My thoughts exactly. It's a gym people
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Who the heck dolls themselves up to go to the gym? You go there to work out, it's not a bar. YDI.
sunflower226 0
I'd hate to see you try strip-aerobics in heels!!!
blair_x 12
Seriously, no one cares how you look like at the gym. The purpose for gyms is to exercise and feel good about yourself, not to pick up guys and try to get as many numbers as you can. There are places for that, and gyms aren't one of them.
Sumo69 9
I hate it when I go to the gym and women try to hit on me I'm there to work out.
Sumo69 9
Especially ones are bigger and stronger then me
Calyx_fml 22
I hope the last guy in the ambulance before you wasn't the one with the exploding colostomy bag.
l0v3p4in 7
At least you looked cute . . . ?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Nobody looks cute on a stretcher..
AnagenisisZagus 13
Or stupid as shit.
Akharr01 5
Always wear clean under wear!
andythegreat 0
Clean underwear is some bs, if your in an ambulance, there's a good chance you just pissed yourself cause of trauma/intense ****** pain…