Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
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OWNZ
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Sounds like a baller!
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Iamnotmyself
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He must get all the ladies if he's that picky with his women.
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mycookiezz
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That kid mentally and emotionally just owned u. lol
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flockz
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the kid made his mom his bitch.
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mycookiezz
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I wonder if he came back and said "Now make me a sandwich bitch!" ;P
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mycookiezz
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I wonder if he came back and said "Now make me a sandwich bitch!" ;P
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garrettsgirl
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81 you made my whole day hahaha
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StudMuffinette
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that kid is bad ass!! :o
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o115
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FIRST lol
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F0xyTurtle
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Congratulations!!!!!!
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cameycamcam
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OP got pwned.
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FMLandurstoo
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get moderated 1.
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o115
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lol I just wanted to say that and I don't care
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xBangOut
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That lil one is a bad-ass^^ ha-ha
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ilovecookies83
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Awe you should have ran after him and gave him a bear hug anyways and a kiss on the cheek and be like "my feelings not gone kiddo!" :)
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iluvboobies
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I feel like a hug. :/
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mrtoby
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That kid sounds funny even though he's antisocial
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Rainbow_dumpster
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He just did, #11. :P
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tatababe
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awe now I want to hug him
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pertained
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I believe he just did that to tease OP, lol.
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dorkychick
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lmfao pwnd by a 6 yr old
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honeysuckel
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57, you can hug your friends, but you can't hug your friends boobs :D since you luv them so much
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alexg823
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I feel like a huge :/
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pertained
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lol how now adays you get depressed 6 year olds. I know, let's give him more meds.
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rawrriri
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152 your probably bloated :l
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2ndSucks
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158, agreed. Let's dope him up and solve all his problems!
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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how come I can't see the comment
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BaconDave
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Jesus didn't want you to see it
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2ndSucks
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191 you need thicker glasses. Call harry potter!
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raaachel12345
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agreed! :)
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partyfool2011
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sorry for being a noob but what does "comment moderated" mean?
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2ndSucks
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The comment was moderated. Hidden basically. Which usually happens when a comment gets too many thumbs down.
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Sirin_fml
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No, 10 thumbs down buries/hides a comment. Moderated means an FML staff member removed it for violating the commenting rules.
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rdvfyubuyg
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I think it means that too many ppl "Thumbs Downed" it so it's moderated lol l think…
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2ndSucks
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I thought the hidden comments just showed up as moderated on the app though? Cause I think this one just said "FIRST lol"
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Sirin_fml
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I can't speak for the app, but this one was moderated, not buried. :-)
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2ndSucks
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Ah, well you'd know more about it than me so no argument here. :)
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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201- u were being sarcastic and an ass to me when the other guy asked the same question u answered politely? wtf is this
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2ndSucks
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I wasnt being sarcastic or an ass. I was joking. Chill bruh, chill.
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fmlwmty
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sounds like the perfect boyfriend... no sex!
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larisonr
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Nope, you can read buried responses on the app.
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zendaddy0
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awwwww he thinks he's a girl
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miss_la_rue
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It sounds like this kid is autistic. My cousin started being the same way around that age. For the OP's sake, I hope his son isn't, but, if he is, at least it's not a terminal disease or something.
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TheNeonDuckie
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like yours....hidden.
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WildJubeJube
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Feelings gone.
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JesseOhNine
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that's unfortunate
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Lauren10102
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Why? who wants to hug a jerky kid anyways?
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JesseOhNine
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who doesnt
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pink_raindrops
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I'm sure the father would like the hug his son....but what do I know?
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imaberry95
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REJECTED BY THE CHILD BITCH
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llamalover96
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it sounds like he's autistic :o
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waveringatom
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ouch. bad parenting skills. he needs a playdate with another six year old
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fatraptorjesus13
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what do you mean bad parenting? he could have a mental condition, or just be like that I was incredibly social and outgoing as a young child now I barely go anywhere unless I get invited by someone....so it could easily go the otherway
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RockRoll
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How is that bad parenting in any way? And how does a play date solve anything? If he's anti-social, that wouldn't make him feel much better. Reread the FML.
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catatonicsleep
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If he is not very sociable and doesn't like physical contact he could be on the autism spectrum, play dates wont help at all with that, and it does not mean the parents are bad parents.
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Hockeyboy4280
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Or maybe he's just quiet and keeps to himself? god damn I hate it when people add a label for EVERYTHING. I was a loner kid and I hate when people put their hands all over me, so am I autistic?
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catatonicsleep
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no, i am not too sociable and often find physical contact uncomfortable and i'm not autistic either, it was only a suggestion don't get all wound up over it...
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clumsylittleme
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Haha. 75 thumbs down ;D
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hannahhlizz
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Just because a kid doesn't like people touching him doesn't mean he's autistic. As a kid I absolutely hated people touching me if I don't give them permission and I still hate it. I'm not on the autism spectrum and it really pisses me off when ignorant assholes assume otherwise just because I'm not your type of social.
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shortstuffs23
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Awww, I'm sorry OP, that's a bummer.
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juicedboi
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He's playing hard to get already! Dont hate the player, hate the game.
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diceplaya
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When I read this FML, I imagined slow music playing as he came up to his dad to hug him and then an abrubt end to the song as he said "Feeling's Gone".
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
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With the record scratch included? xD
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daisyloo
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Of course! Haha,
FYL OP, I'm sorry!:(
FYL OP, I'm sorry!:(
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FMLandurstoo
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I already satisfied his "hug" needs.
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Iamnotmyself
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Please satisfy mine! I could use one, my mom and dad are never giving me sufficient bonding time :(
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Mysanitywins
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I like to call this "Male Bonding"
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miz66independent
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extremely creepy of you,considering your picture is old man Herbert!
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FMLandurstoo
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no shit
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JesusFishTaco
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I love how there's always someone saying, "... especially cause your picture is Herbert," followed by a, "No shit."
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FMLandurstoo
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Haha I hate people that act like captain obvious.
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SugarRushxx
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Hah your son's a troll.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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Some son. You gave birth to him he should show some respect!
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fthku
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Men give birth these days?
Fuck, I better get myself fixed before my fiancee gets any funny ideas.
Fuck, I better get myself fixed before my fiancee gets any funny ideas.
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pink_raindrops
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Lol I don't even want to know how painful that would be
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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did it ever accord to u op could be a girl and not a guy since it doesn't say? maybe u should read the fml better dipshit
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LizzieLizz18
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192, the blue thing at the top of the FML means its a boy :) On the app, anyway.
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BaconDave
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Actually it did not accord to me that OP was female. I looked up on the top-right part of my phone and it was blue. That means male.
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BaconDave
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i did not see 195's comment. I wish I could delete my comment. Thumb me down. I thumbed me down for looking like a prick.
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raaachel12345
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fail....at the top it has the "male" sign....who are you calling a dipshit? Just shut the fuck up, you don't know what you're talking about, little boy.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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my fucking bad I didn't know see or know that good damn ppl these days are so uptight and sensitive
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fthku
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1. You're 15, why are you talking about "people these days"?
2. You were the one being sensitive and uptight, calling me a dipshit. Own up to your mistakes.
3. You really need to calm down.
4. Your comments are painful to read. You're a 15 year old American, use your own damn language properly.
2. You were the one being sensitive and uptight, calling me a dipshit. Own up to your mistakes.
3. You really need to calm down.
4. Your comments are painful to read. You're a 15 year old American, use your own damn language properly.
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Mysanitywins
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And this is why I hate being a teenager...and American.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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252- are being racist about me being a American? and I calm down easily it's bc I get way to much bs from ppl that i snap :/
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IIIiIII16
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^ you are the definition of HURT ^
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SkyeHeart
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You're a dumb fuck lol
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RaineLee
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That's kinda cute actually :D
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IvyLee_fml
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he sounds cute :) eventually he'll wanna hug you though :D
Now before anyone jumps on me, I'm not making any diagnosis here. I'm only saying they are signs that something deeper MAY be going on. Ok, now you may flame the shit out of me.