Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
How romantic!
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Silver linings
Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML
It can't wait
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
No more fun
Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Was it that big ? Holy shit.
NitroTonicsFML 4
I'm just gonna say it...that blows.
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Comments (450)
fmlist99 0
pleasure does not cum easy..
KaelaKhaotic 5
How did you manage to pull that one off?
RagamuffinRyan 1
must have a little mouth
Petal23 11
Ouch. I once snapped my frenulum giving my boyfriend one - that wasn't funny either.
jewknowit710 2
Your boyfriend=like a boss
BigGrouchy 0
I seriously doubt it's big enuff to do that, thanks for the laugh though
koolkat911 0
Wow....
koolkat911 0
Wow....
afulks78 11
That big huh ?
hero1775 0
Cute
MisterMichael 9
Well now he has a good story to tell his friends
Enslaved 38
What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter You do a little dance and then you drink a little water