canucks_chick
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dislocated
How romantic!
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Silver linings
Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML
fatcheeks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
It can't wait
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
neckcrack
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
ShyBear
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No more fun
Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Anonymous
College Place, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Was it that big ? Holy shit.
NitroTonicsFML 4
I'm just gonna say it...that blows.
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Comments (450)
DocBastard 40
That sucks! I hope you kept your head, swallowed your pride, and came to the hospital for medical attention. I'm not blowing hot air, just trying to help. When it's all over, go to a spa and get a relaxing facial.
SpruceDread4578 13
Oh, Doc.. Perfectly said.
jvillan87 5
Trying to get a facial is how she got into this mess in the first place Doc.
aznboomz 0
Well put, doc!
mmjluvi 1
happens to me all the time
monica296 0
Youn
Hoarebag 0
No 45. Lol, couldn't have worded it any better off the top of my head, that story blows
Moviegirl89 11
Ouch...
fuckthereaper 1
You obviously have a small mouth ;D
avi1981 0
Sounds like you don't...
Fire_eyes 13
Wow, you'll make a man VERY happy. Jaw unhinging action!!!
kandiman 5
Theres no button to click for what is truly given in this post. There are two buttons, One states that your life sucks which it doesnt because that means either your Boyfriend is Huge which depending on the type of Girl/Guy you are, you may like that. The other button is you deserved it. Now, no one deserves a dislocated jaw, definatly from giving head. There needs to be a like button or a good job button.
kristen69 0
That's right!!
dragonstrike94 8
Win button
chemman5 12
you must be a really good girlfriend
Llama_Face89 34
This speaks volumes I'm your boyfriends favor
Llama_Face89 34
In* rather
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
Sorry baby I tried to keep it only semi erect but you know shut happens