canucks_chick
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dislocated
How romantic!
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Silver linings
Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML
fatcheeks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
It can't wait
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
neckcrack
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
ShyBear
🌶️ Spicy
No more fun
Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Anonymous
College Place, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Was it that big ? Holy shit.
NitroTonicsFML 4
I'm just gonna say it...that blows.
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juggalo54 3
That means you're doing it right
zikko 5
Hahah, that really sucks! :D
ikickgingers 15
You should've watched some Linda Lovelace... I am going to be the ahole and say YDI for not knowing how to properly give head.
OFWGKTADGAF 0
a clockwork orange!
perdix 31
Why did they vote you down, Kicky? A Deep Throat reference is perfectly appropriate or this story. Linda Lovelace later said she was forced into doing the Deep Throat series, so it makes those movies kinda sad.
ikickgingers 15
...Because it's the cool thing to do? Plus, I say inappropriate things. :D
My_Nightmare 19
The inappropriate things are the best things, though. The FML , itself, is inappropriate, technically
RedPillSucks 33
doing inappropriate things > saying inappropriate things. how about it ikickg ?
DjeePee 25
Now I'm really curious about the way you give ********. I want to know which moves I have to avoid.
Rei_Ayanami 18
You shouldn't "avoid" any "moves", learn how to do it your way. Each person is very unique in how they do things, even oral sex. Imagine if everyone did everything like that the same. Sex would lose it's excitement, plus, each person like different things. One man may like it if you use your tongue a healthy amount, while some may not, while others may enjoy it if you massaged their "jewels" whilst performing fellatio, some could hate it. Tl;dr do it your own way.
DjeePee 25
Thanks for the sex-talk, bro, but if there is a certain move which will dislocate my jaw, I would prefer to avoid it.
Rei_Ayanami 18
When then, avoid yawning, it can easily happen that way, too.
andieraimundo 0
Well it's not like yu
NEEPLES 7
Try not doing it with a gas mask on. That'll help.
ShakeMeDown 12
The gas mask is the best part.
ShakeMeDown 12
What are you talking about? The gas mask is the best part!
blinkingstarlet 15
I'm sure you're the first person to realize she has a gas mask on in her picture. revolutionary.
FatRoll 6
Tough suck.
jworret 0
Your picture almost made your comment ok.
Bree12345 15
this happens to me all the time
JACKYL78 1
I'm sure that it does.
TheChad85 1
Prove it ;P
juturnaamo 29
Same here. Not sure why it's an FML unless she couldn't pop it back in place.
SpruceDread4578 13
You don't look like its happened a lot, you seem to be smiling normally. Here let's give this a test.
je_suis_fml 11
Ok Ok! We get it. You suck dick!
KiddNYC1O 22
Okay, Flo.
taazer 12
That must have been akwars to tell the doctors..
rexgar2000 10
I'm sure she's not telling the doctor that.
tonnyfong 3
I bet she's gonna blame it on the "popsicle" instead.
sematariux 7
Isn't Taazer hot? Good god man But yeah, how do you tell the doc? If your honest (writing on paper) "well doc things got steamy with the bf, and next thing I know my jaw was unhinged from that massive tubesteak" Doctor "I've got just the thing to fix it" (zipppppp) my turn
Llama_Face89 34
138- Taazer is 15...
taazer 12
LMFAO!!
SirWrangler 5
Very akwars...
fixingme99 10
They probably get it a lot... ;)
evebright 5
Win
pegasus187 9
Was he black?
SookyTurner 4
Are you?
HoboSmeller 6
dislocating your jaw might not have been a bad thing, it would have given you the ability of getting more of his penis in your mouth, he would've appreciated that, im sure.
ikickgingers 15
If this was a tmj FML it would've been funnier. I was giving my boyfriend a ******* when my tmj acted up. My jaw locked in place. My boyfriend got a free circumcision. :D FHL.
rexgar2000 10
whoa!! talk about intense lol
Daralea 21
Have that, ging...yawning was a bitch.