take a dump in the toilet

It's obviously Peter Pettigrew. Run Harry, RUN!

Flush!

23- since when is pettigrew trying to get up Harry's butt? haha! your comment made this fml so much better

#12 I think that's how he found out.

40- I try. May the odds be ever in your favor.

This is just gross

I know this may sound stupid , and you guys are going to judge knowing the type of audience on FML. But wouldn't the rats drown from the water going through the pipes, let's say for example flushing the toilet . Because If we think about it , it's Atleast 3 liters of water going Down the pipe, and the pipe is concise.. It isn't wide (no pun intended)

I saw this on TV when I was a kid. I've been squatting ever since..

I looked it up last time there was a similar FML...my city says to make a habit of keeping the lid closed and if you do get an intruder, squirt dish soap in the bowl so it can't climb out, wait a few and FLUSH! So scary!!!

Shit happens.

Really? The best you could come up with?

No one likes bad puns, darling. It's a fact.

Don't freak out he was just trying to be punny.

Hmm i just happen to be sitting on the toilet thank you Op for that scary image. (I know this is TMI but I'd like to share) :D

Haha splinter was a pimp

That's what I was thinking!!!

LMAO... I cracked up hardcore at this comment.

lol you know how plumbing works right?

Water.. But I obviously don't know a lot about it, so if somehow I was wrong and the rat wasn't dead, I didn't want to sounds like a complete idiot :p

hey didn't mean to come off insulting

I thought sewers were connected to cars. thanks for clearing that up for me!

I thought they were connected to 13's face...guess I was wrong