Love, Clothes, Cheating and Break-ups: What a coincidence

What a coincidence

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 20:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, after two months of being broken up, and my ex still insisting she hadn't been cheating on me, I declared via text my intention to burn the rest of her stuff in the yard. This resulted in the guy she "hadn't been cheating on me with" kicking in my door. FML

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By wowie - 21/10/2019 20:00

Today, my ex threatened to not return my things that she still has. She even went on to say she will burn them, because she hates me and I "broke her heart". Not only has it been over half a year since we broke up, but she was the one who broke up with me. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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Hello, 911? Crazy person in my house

By Xxvc67 - 22/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was attempting to trash my cheating boyfriend’s house. While I was pouring gasoline all over his belongings, he decided to come home early with the little homewrecker. FML

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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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Wipe out

By Rick - 24/05/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

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Hell no!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2023 22:00

Today, I found my now ex was cheating on me, after two years. and planning on leaving me with all the bills and the lease to the new place I'd got with her. She still wants house keys. FML

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Goblin mode

By WELLFUCKYOUTOO - 14/08/2012 15:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 17 March 2022 4:47

You shouldn't have been burning her stuff. Just give it back to her and move on with your life.

slhiggx 17

Thursday 17 March 2022 2:10

Not your things to burn. And you don’t know the context of their relationship.

Comments

slhiggx 17

Thursday 17 March 2022 2:10

Not your things to burn. And you don’t know the context of their relationship.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 23 March 2022 5:54

Still doesn't justify kicking in the door, trespassing, etc.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 17 March 2022 4:47

You shouldn't have been burning her stuff. Just give it back to her and move on with your life.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 17 March 2022 11:55

yeah it's bullshit like that from crazy lying ***** is the reason I just went out and bought a handgun, you should probably think about getting a weapon for yourself so next time somebody tries to kick in your door you can blow their ******* head off.

Jon Tessler 14

Thursday 17 March 2022 17:33

hope you called the cops and got him arrested for it. now she cheated on you with a criminal. you are better off without her.

Chris Medforth 7

Thursday 17 March 2022 20:16

So you threatening to burn her stuff and someone coming to defend her n her stuff shows cheating...? , I think she's the lucky one to have gotten away from you

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 23 March 2022 5:53

After breaking up with someone, give them a chance to reclaim their gear. But depending on where you live, you *may* eventually be able to claim it as your own if it sits on your property long enough. At any rate, that doesn't justify assault.