Hey OP, just be thankful you're not from New York City

I've had that dream before, except with spiders. Not a pleasant one.

It's only a dream. I hope you forget it.

I'm on the toilet right now and I hate you.

I hear alligators crawl up toilets as well ;)

Even though the chances of something like that happening twice are pretty small... I still wouldn't risk it haha. FYL.

This is the exact reason I've invested so much in ToiletCats™. My toilets are rat-free, and the scratches are… mostly healing!

3 easy targets

Honestly depending on the breed some rats make grea pets, Wharf rats are the largest, what you would consider your typical New York sewer rat but they also happened to be one of the smartest and most trainable breeds, I hear they can get up to the size of a large cat or small dog, and from my experience if trained properly they are a lot less likely to bite than a dog or cat. Just keep an eye on the little bugger because of there is a way to open the cage or aquarium you have em in they will find out how and escape nightly to sneak into your room and curl up with you, cute and all but don't wana crush the little bugger

I had a similar issue after watching a film as a child where a guy got eaten by a critter while on the loo.