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By Anonymous - 9/5/2009 03:03 - United States
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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Animals

You can't win sometimes

DINOSAURS!!

Or he's just becoming an old goober

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By  GameRater01  |  0

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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By  amirn86  |  0

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog
But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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  Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ  |  13

I bet you think your impressing people because your profile pic is of your abs XD get over yourself nobody gives a shit about that. What are ypu trying to get girls? On FML? XD get over yourself.

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By  amirn86  |  0

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog
But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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  ebwaef  |  0

That is so true! I have two pet rats and they are so loving and smart!! Besides, I agree that you definitely should have mercy on everything! Show some love! Everything has emotions!

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  xNephilim  |  18

Show mercy on an animal that could very well carry diseases into your house? A WILD animal? Are you nuts? There's a difference between pet rats and wild ones. Pet rats are perfectly fine, wild ones will mess you up big time.
No mercy, flush that fucker.

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By  GameRater01  |  0

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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