FML : Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet...

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Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 May 2009 03:03 / United States

Animals

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By GameRater01 | 0

#181718 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:35

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

By amirn86 | 0

#181693 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog
But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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By 24788 | 5

#181688 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:15

Rats will go anywhere. I hate when they get inside. FYL

Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ | 13

#6086919 - Saturday 11 October 2014 15:59

I bet you think your impressing people because your profile pic is of your abs XD get over yourself nobody gives a shit about that. What are ypu trying to get girls? On FML? XD get over yourself.

By foolsangel | 4

#181689 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:15

Oh man, gross. Definitely look into rat control methods, good luck.

By zonda_fml | 0

#181690 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:16

you should've just flushed it down the drain

leadrunner751 | 3

#4113216 - Friday 2 March 2012 6:31

that's what I wouldve done

Life_is_FML | 22

#5331020 - Saturday 19 January 2013 17:03

That's terrible! Just catch it and take it somewhere else! And if you don't care about making it suffer, it would've clogged the drain asshole.

By amirn86 | 0

#181693 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog
But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

By Thassodar | 0

#181695 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:20

Where I come from, that's dinner.

CryBabyCry224 | 0

#2410176 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:04

 sick

smoshiee | 8

#5013306 - Sunday 7 October 2012 1:42

You scare me greatly

jadenjacksonm | 14

#6314574 - Monday 8 June 2015 18:35

why, just why

By LouieG2OO7 | 0

#181696 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:20

Ewww

By dirtyhippie | 0

#181706 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:28

Still better than coming face to face with someone elses shit tho!! XD

By Phallus_fml | 0

#181707 - Saturday 9 May 2009 10:28

Rat is one of the smartest creatures on Earth. Have mercy!

ebwaef | 0

#4054336 - Sunday 19 February 2012 4:51

That is so true! I have two pet rats and they are so loving and smart!! Besides, I agree that you definitely should have mercy on everything! Show some love! Everything has emotions!

xNephilim | 18

#4969346 - Tuesday 25 September 2012 5:36

Show mercy on an animal that could very well carry diseases into your house? A WILD animal? Are you nuts? There's a difference between pet rats and wild ones. Pet rats are perfectly fine, wild ones will mess you up big time.
No mercy, flush that fucker.