By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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GameRater01 0
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Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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amirn86 0
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Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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24788 6
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Rats will go anywhere. I hate when they get inside. FYL

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Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13
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I bet you think your impressing people because your profile pic is of your abs XD get over yourself nobody gives a shit about that. What are ypu trying to get girls? On FML? XD get over yourself.

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foolsangel 4
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Oh man, gross. Definitely look into rat control methods, good luck.

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zonda_fml 0
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you should've just flushed it down the drain

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leadrunner751 3
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that's what I wouldve done

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Life_is_FML 22
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That's terrible! Just catch it and take it somewhere else! And if you don't care about making it suffer, it would've clogged the drain asshole.

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amirn86 0
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Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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Thassodar 0
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Where I come from, that's dinner.

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smoshiee 8
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You scare me greatly

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dirtyhippie 0
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Still better than coming face to face with someone elses shit tho!! XD

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Phallus_fml 0
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Rat is one of the smartest creatures on Earth. Have mercy!

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ebwaef 0
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That is so true! I have two pet rats and they are so loving and smart!! Besides, I agree that you definitely should have mercy on everything! Show some love! Everything has emotions!

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xNephilim 18
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Show mercy on an animal that could very well carry diseases into your house? A WILD animal? Are you nuts? There's a difference between pet rats and wild ones. Pet rats are perfectly fine, wild ones will mess you up big time. No mercy, flush that fucker.

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GameRater01 0
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Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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Seegtease 0
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"Today, I saw a rat. FML." Pathetic. More and more I'm wanting a "Who gives a shit?" button.

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