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By TheHezzer - 21/02/2012 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 07:46 - Netherlands - Overveen

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By Loose Ends - 14/09/2016 23:48 - United States - Waltham

Today, I found out that apparently the pipes for my toilet were never connected, so anything you flush just falls out onto the basement floor downstairs. I've lived here 4 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 08:02

Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! It's their master.

imp4ct 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

Maybe it was like the one from Ratatouille and just wanted to make you a delicious meal? :)

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mwali 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:06

are you sure a rat didn't just didn't fall into the toilet

ryanbeast 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:18

Well if it scared the piss/crap out of you at least you were sitting on the toilet XD

lilcatisawesome 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:28

Now I am scared of MY toilet. :(

SeemsToFail 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:59

Now im gonna pee standing up, and im a girl, stupid toilet rats

Z0D 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 9:16

Well.. You never have to worry about flushing it down?

JamesOnToast 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 14:45

I just had to read this while I'm sitting on the toilet, didn't I?! ._.

rocoskewl14 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:51

Same here

bobbeta30 14

Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:33

That's why I always look before I sit.

1a2b3c4d5e678D 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 23:32

Rats can hold their breath for a super long time so it actually very common for them to do that... And still be alive too.

maelrice 7

Thursday 23 February 2012 4:17

OMG!!! that is nasty and soo freaking scaring

rocky910 5

Friday 24 February 2012 20:32

Really did not need to be reminded of that while i was sitting on the crapper!!

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