Health: Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 238

You deserved it 28 468

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 219

You deserved it 47 317

By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 787

You deserved it 35 312

By Kimberpoo - 14/03/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 877

You deserved it 5 668

By The_failure - 18/04/2019 20:00

Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 735

You deserved it 630

By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 429

You deserved it 43 455

By Kendall14159 - 17/04/2016 20:09 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I decided to pick up some breath mints. As I was checking out, the cashier informed me that if I was "planning on getting a girl to stay the night", I'd need the "stronger, more intense brand of mints". FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 162

You deserved it 2 640

By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 231

You deserved it 54 802

By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 465

You deserved it 47 278

By Username - 30/04/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 123

You deserved it 7 963

By smellynelly - 17/05/2015 16:13 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out the reason my co-workers have been giving me gum every day is not because of their generosity, but because everyone in the office thinks my breath smells. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 857

You deserved it 11 399

glorbnakcs 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:03

You completely deserved that for not checking to see what it was that you were actually putting in your mouth.

cardinallove 11

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:04

How did you finally figure that out? When you bothered to read the package? It should have been made obvious at least within the first couple of days when you kept having to shit... YDI

Comments

tyrellaraven 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:25

how could you not see the difference?

hiscupcake 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:25

really after a week how did u not notice after the first day??

MsNeverSingle 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:33

fake!!! laxatives are n no way minty at all...plus 9/10 they wud hav writing on them

blaaaaakely 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:41

There are flavored laxatives.. I'm so tired of people calling fake.

blankettt 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:41

I wonder if matt_loves_blunt and mattpopspills is the same person.. Hm?

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 10:53

dayum i was thinking the same thing... junkies..

purplemnm 9

Wednesday 17 March 2010 21:14

I pop mints :D

MsNeverSingle 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 10:11

ah watever...jus don't add up! I don't think they make mint flavored one's tho..usually flavors r for children and I hav a feeling those flavors wud be chocolate or fruity... plus ifvth OP been takin em like mints for a week, they def wud b n the hospital by now. laxatives can cause dehydration! believe me I've been for that reason

thatoneGeo 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 10:20

ha!

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 16 March 2010 10:44

Holy colon cleanse Batman!

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 10:55

^ WIN

crackiebob 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:06

2nd that yes a win

okieraider71 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:08

You may be dumber than a bag of hammers, buy your bowels are clean as a whistle.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:30

What was OP Thinking? Let me see now, I've been on the crapper for days and read every piece of paper in the house. I know! I'll read the mint box... waaaait a minute! These aren't mints, oh shit, here it comes again! Oh shit my ass is having dry heaves. Oh shit! I wish that I had read this days ago!