Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML
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jillz
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..and how did you discover this? o.O
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CastlesInTheSky
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remember, immature spells IM mature (:
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jillz
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why 'the monkey'? lol
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joshhh11
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spanking the monkey maybe?
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PottentialFML
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She should be the monkey who "peels" his "banana"
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mgblaskewicz
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it could be worse...she could refer to it as a hairy, 400 lb. gorilla...or Jean Claude Van Damme so everytime you hear "bloodsport" you instantly get an image of a hairy 400 lb. gorilla pounding your mom's vag. FYL.
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jimmyjim13
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Oh I get its short , round, and smells like ass
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jillz
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..and how did you discover this? o.O
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Cloister
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I want your monkey in my jungle?
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lexie206
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I was thinking the same thing. I think I'd be more traumatized knowing that he calls it "the monkey" than knowing my mom thinks I'm immature for disliking him. FYL though OP
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Laurendorcus
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Weird. You would think they would call it the Banana...
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dv2010
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Thats creppy...i would move out if I would move out if i were you...just sayin.
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Compass
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Well, you DO refer to him in an immature way? Why don't you like him?
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MF12
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well he's in immature because he calls his penis the monkey... just a guess
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JCfox07
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really how'd u get that idea?
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maxoute
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Wow what a creep..how did you find out? I dont suppose you...walked in on them o_0?
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Tahsis
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Don't see how this is really intimacy. I mean you mention a penis once. If anywhere, it goes in misc.
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bhangu023
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ahahaha
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lalalandman
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rofl
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shayluv911
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now the only part u left out is HOW u found out nd why u were being a creeper....