Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML
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green_eggs_and_h
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Or Po.
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iAmScrubs
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Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!
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green_eggs_and_h
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Or Po.
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OWNZ
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Sounds like she cant BEAR the thought of calling him Panda!
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whyXD
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Then call him panda.
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Keyman1212
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Hey, you can tell your friends your mom is fucking a Panda! You'll be the coolest kid on the block.
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Flutist
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Sad Panda just want love.
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iLove2LoveU
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I don't see the FML in this! your moms dating a guy named panda!! awesome!!
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dolphincheddar
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pandas are awesome. they are black, white and asian at the same time!
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chaps93
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Pablo Sandoval?
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dummbrunette
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if he starts making you call him "Puff Daddy" that's when you should start worrying
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juicedboi
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Don't be racist, be a Panda lover. Black White and Asian.
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zendaddy0
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so what dude has a nickname
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Iamaninchworm
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Oh maker save me from 13s bad puns by releasing a blight to devour him...
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Andrew1122
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isn't that better than Big Daddy
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lalala2589
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He better make some good noodles. Noodles or gtfo.
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mmorgan9218
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DA reference?
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imustbeinsane
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Sexual Harrasment Panda
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chuckychan
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wadda player
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rockindyl22
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Real life pedobear?
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Cokie_the_Clown
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Pedo the Panda.
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Crncj
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mommy and panda
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12em12
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He's pedobear in disguise.
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Iamnotmyself
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Big Panda want sex NOW
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ShakeMeDown
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he must be asian
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coffeygirl12
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I think he's my uncle... we don't talk to him...
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Manganimegrl
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Now I want to make my friends call me Panda!!
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wooni0104
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he must be Asian.
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wooni0104
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dang I just said he must be asian
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BattlingJason
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Is he a black belt?
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ImaWiseGuy
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and that doesn't set off any crazy indicators with your mom?
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daBeast155
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just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment
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daBeast155
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just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment
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daBeast155
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just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment
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zukinihudini
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i know someone that goes by Panda
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LardZilla
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No, he's a dragon warrior.
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hiyourcute
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No, he's pablo sandoval
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ArentICute
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No, he's Chuck Norris.
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littobunnay
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at least it's not the Kung Fu panda :)
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yo_bro_hoe
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that would be awesome! lol
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NatandAlexrhot
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I love pandas :3
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ImmortalKratos
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jack black is annoying -__-
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SoKeshaHasWeed
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Maybe he wants to be like Eminem in 8 Mile and have an animal nickname...
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hellokat1
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He sounds like a keeper!
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ChrisIsANinja
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Definitely!
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PurpleWaffles
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Yeah, in the basement.
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TheOtherMakona
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With a shovel.
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Mysanitywins
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With no lights on.
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iAmScrubs
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While wearing a hockey mask.
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dummbrunette
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I wouldn't even poke it on Facebook.
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Iamaninchworm
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Wearing a swimsuit with a crotch hole.
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iAmScrubs
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Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!
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DarkHelmet
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LOL Classic!
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Carebear423
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I freaking love all your comments iAmScrubs.
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ebroski6
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I am scrubs is what makes FML so funny
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hmbsfp
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iamscrubs u always make my day!
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Mi24hind
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So, people are switching from vampires to Panda's? Oh joy.
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daxter136
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yay about time the panda takes over those dumb vampires who look so fake
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Iamaninchworm
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And why are you saying this like its bad??? Pandas foreva.
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iSitt
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maybe that will get the preteens out of the science fiction. isles at the bookstires.
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Shayton
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does he know kung fu?
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lindon555
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does he look like a panda?
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SwaggerMelon
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Is it really you ChillLaxBroPandaLanders?