By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML
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green_eggs_and_h 0

Or Po.

iAmScrubs 19

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Or Po.

OWNZ 0

Sounds like she cant BEAR the thought of calling him Panda!

Then call him panda.

Hey, you can tell your friends your mom is fucking a Panda! You'll be the coolest kid on the block.

Flutist 3

Sad Panda just want love.

iLove2LoveU 0

I don't see the FML in this! your moms dating a guy named panda!! awesome!!

pandas are awesome. they are black, white and asian at the same time!

chaps93 6

Pablo Sandoval?

dummbrunette 0

if he starts making you call him "Puff Daddy" that's when you should start worrying

juicedboi 7

Don't be racist, be a Panda lover. Black White and Asian.

zendaddy0 0

so what dude has a nickname

Iamaninchworm 0

Oh maker save me from 13s bad puns by releasing a blight to devour him...

Andrew1122 0

isn't that better than Big Daddy

He better make some good noodles. Noodles or gtfo.

mmorgan9218 5

DA reference?

Sexual Harrasment Panda

Real life pedobear?

Crncj 0

mommy and panda

12em12 1

He's pedobear in disguise.

Big Panda want sex NOW

coffeygirl12 14

I think he's my uncle... we don't talk to him...

Now I want to make my friends call me Panda!!

he must be Asian.

dang I just said he must be asian

Is he a black belt?

ImaWiseGuy 5

and that doesn't set off any crazy indicators with your mom?

just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment

just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment

just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment

i know someone that goes by Panda

No, he's a dragon warrior.

No, he's pablo sandoval

No, he's Chuck Norris.

at least it's not the Kung Fu panda :)

that would be awesome! lol

NatandAlexrhot 6

I love pandas :3

ImmortalKratos 0

jack black is annoying -__-

SoKeshaHasWeed 0

Maybe he wants to be like Eminem in 8 Mile and have an animal nickname...

He sounds like a keeper!

PurpleWaffles 2

Yeah, in the basement.

With no lights on.

iAmScrubs 19

While wearing a hockey mask.

dummbrunette 0

I wouldn't even poke it on Facebook.

Iamaninchworm 0

Wearing a swimsuit with a crotch hole.

iAmScrubs 19

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

DarkHelmet 10

LOL Classic!

I freaking love all your comments iAmScrubs.

ebroski6 0

I am scrubs is what makes FML so funny

iamscrubs u always make my day!

Mi24hind 0

So, people are switching from vampires to Panda's? Oh joy.

daxter136 0

yay about time the panda takes over those dumb vampires who look so fake

Iamaninchworm 0

And why are you saying this like its bad??? Pandas foreva.

iSitt 0

maybe that will get the preteens out of the science fiction. isles at the bookstires.

does he know kung fu?

does he look like a panda?

SwaggerMelon 6

Is it really you ChillLaxBroPandaLanders?