Small world

By CivE - 25/01/2010 13:32 - United States

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 010
You deserved it 38 278
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "Policy of Truth" by Depeche Mode

By is there a environmental scientist in the house? - 05/03/2013 08:48 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 589
You deserved it 76 699
Next

Top comments

darienlake 0

hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...

74 6
perdix 29

I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

69 3

Comments

emmmilyyy 0

how do you "especially" meet someone?

26 10
Sappheyes 0

That was the first thing that I wondered. Did he meet her much more than the others?

3 2
FerrariCake 2

Well obviously... he did take her virginity. I would say that qualifies as meeting her more than the others.

37 1
jpest17 5

inparticusler is just a way to pin ponit what u are talking about.

9 5
MacOSXpert 7

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
1 21
Reyo 2

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
12 20
Phallus_fml 0

i don't see the word especially. stop acting like a know-it-all bitch.

16 7
emmmilyyy 0

it was originally "especially" but was apparently edited to "in particular" after I made this comment so **** off you know it all

8 13
wow18 3

That's just weird! Why would she be mad unless you raped her to take her virginity or you dated her for a while and made her feel like you really cared and just ignored her the second after you got done having sex with the woman. If it is either of those two scenario then YDI, otherwise this chick is just plain weird.

21 2
terranada 3

probably cause u r .3.

0 5
valekseye 0

Karma is about as real as Santa, ya douche

0 1
Oreohugzpenny 4

Karma's a bitch. Ain't it?

1 4
Timbuka 1

I know guys that will say/do anything for sex. If OP lied about having feelings for her just to sleep with her, then he is an asshole. Virgins can, at times, be more gullible, since they haven't built up defenses against the players in this world yet.

4 2
caancoha 0

"As" asshole? Regardless, maybe leaving on such a bad note was not a good idea. Karma.

7 9
darienlake 0

hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...

74 6
emmmilyyy 0

what other verb besides "took" would you use? run, skip, jump??

0 9
emmmilyyy 0

he raped her virginity? haha now THAT sounds funny :)

1 12
Intoxicunt 5

I prefer "ate", personally. =] Or a more descriptive word for "took", like "snatched", "absconded with", or even "pocketed". :D

12 1
div01 2

relieved her of her virginity :) noone wants to be a virgin in college! u did her a favor

3 18
jonny2x4 0

He "stole the pootie" like in Jerry Maguire.

3 1
nothingbutnet003 0

19, to defenestrate something is to throw it out the window. are you suggesting he threw her virginity out the window? i mean i've heard of kinky shit, but...

11 1
nurgletr0n 0

snatched, ransacked, pilfered, stole, lmfao the list can go on :)

1 1
nXt_fml 0

guy who took your virginity is an asshole and yelled at you hen you said no and you still had sex with him? WTF is wrong with you, that's your fault, unless it was some kind of rape.

1 4
xNephilim 18

I would say that I gave my virginity to my fiancé. But that's just me.

1 2
jillz 0

You probably ARE an asshole but unless you violated her, she spread those legs willingly. You both deserve it. lol

37 4
wow18 3

That word is so annoying. Why don't you just say *****. There's no reason to add Man in front of it.

1 9
Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Can I has her virginity that you have taken, OP? I promise to take good care of it and not give it to my dog to chew on.

20 4
Blacksabbath211 9

this comment wins because of your profile pic :D

0 2
perdix 29

I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

69 3
keithm_2010 0

Oh GOD!. TOO F'ing FUNNY.

0 2
moonmask 0

Was her name Jenny, and was the number 867-5309 by any chance?

4 1
nurgletr0n 0

^ WIN ^ Maybe she has a daughter named stacy?

4 1
iliart_iliart 0

Perdix, I just want you to know, I sometimes ********** over your comments. Marry me?

10 1
Skull_300 0

Hey Asshole, tell her you've changed...

10 2
dv2010 0

Well...maybe you should'nt be like the average guy and take a girls virginity then leave....thats mean!! But kinda funny! Karma is a bitch

2 8
valekseye 0

It was back in school! How often do relationships last from college?! He didn't even say they were dating, it was probably a ONS.

0 0
123e3 0

You do realize that there's no such thing as virginity right? it's just a concept made up by humanity to represent something else. so technicaly you didn't "take" anything so you shouldn't feel too bad.

1 2
Reyo 2

I feel the same way. In fact...I’d cheat on that moment from before, marry this one, and raise an entire little family of moments.

2 0