Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
Today, after months of therapy, it turns out my erectile dysfunction is basically caused by fear of my wife’s temper. I'm mentally too afraid of my wife to want sex with her, so my penis says “NO”. Also, due to my wife’s temper, I’m too afraid to tell her that I’m too scared to have sex with her. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Top comments
RadikulRam 16
I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.
briang959 47
When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.
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Comments (112)
peepeeishard 11
All I could think of was the song "don't play on broken strings"
NeyNeyDaDa 21
Well OP said her fiancé thinks of his fear of breaking his penis WHILE having sex with her, not that he's not having sex because of his fear.
SeriousJoker72 18
Don't let him listen to the latest RoosterTeeth podcast then :p
itouchedthebutt 4
Give him the "log cruncher"
bhopejohnston 16
So you've obviously been having sex up to now, and now he's "all of a sudden" too scared to? Right...
GreyTulip8763 13
Brings a whole new meaning to a "break-up"
Solano2580 24
OP, this is an actual thing that's happened to many people, so it isn't as ridiculous as you may think FHL and if you still think it's dumb of him then YDI
Flyndaran 10
As virtually the only serious answer here: It could be a sign of Obsessive intrusive thoughts. He should see a therapist to deal with why he's having these fears and/or get medication.
bitchthankyou 4
If his dick isn't eencouraging him to have sex I think it's already broken.
SydLovesLacey 18
Tie him down so he doesn't have a choice.
limabeans101029 21
I can't tell if this was a failed attempt at a joke or...?