By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

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Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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RadikulRam 16

I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.

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briang959 47

When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.

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frusetta 9

this sounds like my boyfriend. after a year of dating i noticed how he doesn't get hard anymore when he touches me or when he sees my boobs. he says it's probably because his penis is broken. he's worried about it everyday now and it makes him sad. i feel bad for him.

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Ashd09 30

If you and your boyfriend think he can't get hard because his penis is "broken" y'all are probably too young for sex anyways

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frusetta 9

i don't think it's broken, i think he's just stressed about his life. i just feel bad that he feels like it's broken. we're both adults, but we're like 10 year olds on the inside. yeah i guess you're right, we aren't ready for sex.

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frusetta 9

thank you, i'll tell him to go see one. i just hope it's nothing serious, so he can calm down and feel better about himself.

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blindkid1790 12

I have a friend that broke his penis. very painful and lots of recovery time.

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night1234 16

It sounds like he's being watching Sex Sent Me to the ER. There's an episode where an ironing board falls on a guy's erect penis and breaks it.

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fukthabs 4

I'm more afraid of breaking girl than I am my dick.

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amanda182 19

Lmaoo if he won't have sex with you, he better be giving you some good head

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Yeros 7

Maybe OP is overweighted or just too violent while having sex... Ask him OP! This must have a follow up!

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CoralineCrossXXX 13

Maybe he thought that since the hymen of the ****** "breaks" anf thought it applied to him as well and he thought his dick would break as well. or he's saving it to make it even more special and romantic but just telling you hes afraid his dick will break

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