Animals: Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer,...

By blacktyaffair - 09/11/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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Best foot forward

By new dog - 14/09/2014 03:38 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:59

Easy access!

Fruit_Dealer 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:01

I am willing to market these under the slogan "Crotchless undies, a man's best friend." You get a 35% share. Deal?

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King4aDay 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:17

ahaha I love the way you phrased that

iam_iu 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:19

My dog does the SAME thing!

iam_iu 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:19

My dog does the SAME thing!

yeti0718 8

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:29

Your dog is just trying to help you with you sex life. Maybe it overheard you talking about wanting to spice things up. Tah da!

obamathellama 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:33

Pick your shit up?

bellalady44 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:40

My dog does the same thing. :(

swendling12 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 2:42

how nasty is your twat?

syki 22

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:18

Bitchy Bloomers? Puppy Panties? Doggie Drawers? Just spit-balling here.

nikkigladmmnbs 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:26

My dog does the same exact thing! Omg matching underwear!

littleamsers 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 3:26

My dog does that too. He likes to make crotchless and buttless jeans also.

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