By blacktyaffair - 09/11/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 130
You deserved it 4 055

Same thing different taste

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I am willing to market these under the slogan "Crotchless undies, a man's best friend." You get a 35% share. Deal?

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Here is an easy answer, try wearing pantie liners everyday. Throw out the liners of course and there won't be an attraction, Dog will layoff the undies.

Epikouros 31

Sorry doglovers, "My dog does that too" doesn't add anything to the discussion at this point. We've established that dogs are filthy perverts. On the other hand, if your God does it too, that would be a comment worth reading.

wriptidez 0

some dogs also like feminine hygeine products so keep ur trash dumped

My boy friends dog does the exact same thing to my and my bf underwear but get a hamper it worked my bf bought me new underwear and now only he is dumb enough to leave his on the floor lol

Mine does that too. Had to throw 3 of my favorites away yesterday (sometimes he thinks a crotchless one sided strap is more trendy) but I like your creative phrasing hah

On another note to all the idiots that think it's "so easy" to solve the issue: clean or dirty doesn't mean anything, and my dog has been known to get into hampers. I should bring my dog to your house someday so maybe you'll shut up and get the chance to live fashionably crotchless too.

linda_stone 13

my god, you think you're so funny, don't you?

misssoccer 0

My dog does this all the time I put them in laundry baskets but it doesn't help that my parents knock them over I go through so much underwear and pajamas panta

CurlyQute 17

My dog does that too! It's nasty he he takes them out if my laundry.

Well keep up the good work doesn't really work in this situation... But if your so concerned, get on a diet and loose some weight fatty:p