Kids: Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 04:36 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

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Too real

By ann - 05/06/2021 14:00

Today, my daughter complained that she no longer wanted to talk about poop, as it grosses her out. This is a girl who can eat a rare steak while watching a guy’s arms get hacked off on TV, but poop is where she draws the line. FML

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Kids are assholes to each other

By sphear880 - 21/05/2021 19:59

Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML

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**** your "beach body" noise

By that’s not how it works - 16/07/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML

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The Fear

By marie - 26/04/2021 22:59

Today, the kids in my 6 year-old daughter’s class were asked what they feared the most. My daughter’s worst fear is apparently not werewolves, sharks, monsters or clowns. Nope, it’s "Eating food I don’t like." FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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By 94lbs of muscle - 02/10/2013 18:37

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

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Unusual cruelty

By Angryparent - 06/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML

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Proselytizing

By Jax - 17/11/2022 18:00

Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 10:50

Just wait until she's older and they talk about sex.

jerseyboy732 16

Thursday 26 April 2012 10:51

give her a couple days. she will eat eventually

Comments

DazedSiren 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:41

Smart kid. Good parenting.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 26 April 2012 20:20

That's not healthy...pun intended...

canucks92 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 21:01

Wait till she learns about the urinary system

FajitaFreak 3

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:05

Yes, it is very disgusting, but it's part of being human. Unless she would rather die, there's no choice. Just how things are.

Freakophiliac 12

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:12

So young and idealistic...

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 22:59

Got a real winner on your hands there.

anarchist884 9

Friday 27 April 2012 1:11

Darwinism in action. The gene pool is benefitting, so don't worry too much ;)

ashaleeboo 9

Friday 27 April 2012 2:55

Do they go to Seabury Hall?? Cuz that's what we're learning about right now! Lol

AngelSpit 18

Friday 27 April 2012 3:54

Tell her that her body is alreay it's own little ecological world with all the germs, bacteria, mites etc on/in her body 24/7 ....eating.....reproducing....depositing waste for other organisms to eat .....there is no escape :P