Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
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Today, my daughter complained that she no longer wanted to talk about poop, as it grosses her out. This is a girl who can eat a rare steak while watching a guy’s arms get hacked off on TV, but poop is where she draws the line. FML
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML
Today, the kids in my 6 year-old daughter’s class were asked what they feared the most. My daughter’s worst fear is apparently not werewolves, sharks, monsters or clowns. Nope, it’s "Eating food I don’t like." FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Just wait until she's older and they talk about sex.
jerseyboy732 16
give her a couple days. she will eat eventually
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Comments (76)
fatman1970 25
Put some ice cream in front of her, she will soon eat!
Azellia 15
Tell her, "If you don't eat, you die. Let me show you what happens when microorganisms decompose dead things..."
niall92 6
It pains me to see that people are so wrapped up in the hygienics of modern society that something like this is gross. People need to realize the blood sweat and tears that it took to build civilization as we know it.
RogueWarrior869 23
Explain to her what happens if she continues to not eat, use visual aid if need be, and let her choose between the two from there. Seriously though, this stuff is gross to learn about at first but it is eventually gotten over. On the bright side, if she has this kind of reaction to learning about the birds and the bees then that's one less worry on you for a little while. Good luck!
RogueWarrior869 23
How does someone considering something gross equal to someone being a moron?
urbanimpression 6
Sounds like a preppy drama queen.
bronxkam 4
Only an idiot would think eating is gross.
ForeverGLFan 6
Your daughter is a little stupid.... but try taking her to a health institution and letting a doctor explain to her that it isn't gross.
Stoopid_life 2
*face palm*................
Joui_fml 11
That's still a kind of mental disorder...