By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
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Welshite 39

Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.

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princessbits 17

Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?

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BossPathfinderGM 14

She'll be a whiz at putting up with it in no time.

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worldclassrager 39

Lock him in the bed room he then can't get out...

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LegolasPrincess 10

That wouldn't end well, he'd either end up pissing on the bed or on any clothes that happen to be on the floor.

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worldclassrager 39

I figured he would hit the door and wake up...

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Trish01 23

Well, piss isn't that tough or gross to clean. At least he didn't take a massive dump on the rug or anywhere else other than the toilet.

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eternal_malaise 10

OP, look up "sleep disorder" in Wikipedia to see what other sleep problems he could come up with. In the meantime, put him in a diaper and handcuff him to the bed at night.

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monnanon 13

oh no someone has more than one sleep related problem! must be fake.

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perdix 29

Sew together some adult diapers together into a bathroom rug.

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monnanon 13

he needs to go to s a sleep clinic if he hasnt already. the combination of the night terrors and sleep walking could be dangerous for you both.

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jtfrisch 22

My brother used to sleep piss on me..

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NotoriousLES 14

I used to have awful night terrors and sleep walk too. It's a pretty terrible and sometimes really embarrassing thing to suffer. I eventually grew out of it in my mid 20's, but I still sleep talk. This should be his FML!

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jw90 18

You gotta bear with them. No sense of humor.

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