Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML
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ImTheAlpha
| 30
Don't you just love children?
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Attacksloth
| 33
A word of advice for people who insist on using the same three puns: Stop.
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ImTheAlpha
| 30
Don't you just love children?
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nomred1
| 7
That must have SUCKED! No but really her sister seems like an ASSHOLE (sorry couldn't resist
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RMLrapemylife
| 14
not bad but u shouldve kept it lower case
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kmaheynoway
| 25
#16 - You FLUSHED AWAY your chances of getting some upvotes.
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royceda510
| 10
What a crappy situation
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xChaos
| 29
Couldn't stop yourself, eh?
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NeatNit
| 32
I'm arresting you for reusing the 'crappy situation' joke for the gazillionth time on FML. You have the right to remain silent. If you have something to say, toilet to the judge.
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kmaheynoway
| 25
Dude, stop overusing these jokes. It really pisses us all off.
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DorLeon
| 14
you could use "shitty situation" :)
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BurleyGames
| 1
or "you got yourself in quite a shituation"
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royceda510
| 10
For fucks sake I apologize. Jesus, I didn't realize you people took shitty puns seriously
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Retaheki
| 27
Most overused pun on FML, but at least you kept it fresh with crappy instead of shitty.
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Johnnycake23
| 42
I thumbs upped just for your name.
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Paws_Cat
| 29
Was that one intentional or no?
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swaftmasterj627
| 12
Because a child that young could understand something like that
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hypoxicischemia
| 11
South Park does it again
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NeatNit
| 32
which episode was this? I don't remember it but now I wanna watch it :)
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davidpropert
| 32
#24 it was the TSA (toilet safety administration) episode ;)
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ProgMetalMan
| 8
It was called Reverse Cowgirl.
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
What the fuck clyde?! put the god damn toilet seat down you asshole!
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hazukilockheart
| 13
let me check inside yo asshole
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Mossygirl357
| 12
I'd be so mad at the older sister.
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pugpuggy
| 21
Intestines getting flushed down the toilet.
Because intelligence!
Because intelligence!
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Kielnmsoftly
| 26
It's actually happened though. Who the fuck's so stupid they can't check to make sure the toilet seat is down?
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TomatoGuts
| 10
Yes, because leaving the seat up means that your intestines
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TomatoGuts
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Yes, because leaving the seat up means that your intestines
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militarybrat
| 21
Stupid? It is a brain thing, like when you are driving and you automatically go a certain way even though that isn't where you want to go. Happens all the time. Especially when you have to go really bad. Not stupid. Be a gentleman and put the seat down!
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pugpuggy
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If you leave the toilet seat up your intestines won't come ripping out of your ass.
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pugpuggy
| 21
#63
But... If you leave the seat up your intestines aren't going to get fucked down the toilet. -_-
But... If you leave the seat up your intestines aren't going to get fucked down the toilet. -_-
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crazyindynathan
| 13
Sounds like a shitty situation to me...
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Attacksloth
| 33
A word of advice for people who insist on using the same three puns: Stop.
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Mauskau
| 35
Your comment is surrounded by 3 comments saying the same pun, two of them identical. I miss when comments were creative.