FML : Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone...

Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Investing in Toilet Seatbelts / Saturday 14 February 2015 09:46 / United States - Sparks

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By ImTheAlpha | 30

#6202730 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:19

Don't you just love children?

By Attacksloth | 33

#6202754 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:31

A word of advice for people who insist on using the same three puns: Stop.

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By ImTheAlpha | 30

#6202730 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:19

Don't you just love children?

By nomred1 | 7

#6202735 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:21

That must have SUCKED! No but really her sister seems like an ASSHOLE (sorry couldn't resist

RMLrapemylife | 14

#6202769 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:38

not bad but u shouldve kept it lower case

kmaheynoway | 25

#6202831 - Sunday 15 February 2015 0:58

#16 - You FLUSHED AWAY your chances of getting some upvotes.

By royceda510 | 10

#6202737 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:22

What a crappy situation

xChaos | 29

#6202747 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:26

Couldn't stop yourself, eh?

NeatNit | 32

#6202779 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:47

I'm arresting you for reusing the 'crappy situation' joke for the gazillionth time on FML. You have the right to remain silent. If you have something to say, toilet to the judge.

kmaheynoway | 25

#6202835 - Sunday 15 February 2015 1:03

Dude, stop overusing these jokes. It really pisses us all off.

DorLeon | 14

#6202842 - Sunday 15 February 2015 1:11

you could use "shitty situation" :)

BurleyGames | 1

#6202876 - Sunday 15 February 2015 2:26

or "you got yourself in quite a shituation"

royceda510 | 10

#6202888 - Sunday 15 February 2015 2:45

For fucks sake I apologize. Jesus, I didn't realize you people took shitty puns seriously

Retaheki | 27

#6202900 - Sunday 15 February 2015 3:09

Most overused pun on FML, but at least you kept it fresh with crappy instead of shitty.

Johnnycake23 | 42

#6202909 - Sunday 15 February 2015 3:35

I thumbs upped just for your name.

Paws_Cat | 29

#6202983 - Sunday 15 February 2015 5:16

Was that one intentional or no?

By swaftmasterj627 | 12

#6202740 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:23

Because a child that young could understand something like that

By hypoxicischemia | 11

#6202742 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:23

South Park does it again

NeatNit | 32

#6202806 - Sunday 15 February 2015 0:06

which episode was this? I don't remember it but now I wanna watch it :)

davidpropert | 32

#6202812 - Sunday 15 February 2015 0:29

#24 it was the TSA (toilet safety administration) episode ;)

ProgMetalMan | 8

#6202840 - Sunday 15 February 2015 1:10

It was called Reverse Cowgirl.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6202937 - Sunday 15 February 2015 4:21

What the fuck clyde?! put the god damn toilet seat down you asshole!

By hazukilockheart | 13

#6202745 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:25

let me check inside yo asshole

By Mossygirl357 | 12

#6202746 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:26

I'd be so mad at the older sister.

By pugpuggy | 21

#6202749 - Saturday 14 February 2015 23:27

Intestines getting flushed down the toilet.

Because intelligence!

Kielnmsoftly | 26

#6202889 - Sunday 15 February 2015 2:46

It's actually happened though. Who the fuck's so stupid they can't check to make sure the toilet seat is down?

TomatoGuts | 10

#6202984 - Sunday 15 February 2015 5:17

Yes, because leaving the seat up means that your intestines

TomatoGuts | 10

#6202985 - Sunday 15 February 2015 5:17

Yes, because leaving the seat up means that your intestines

militarybrat | 21

#6203079 - Sunday 15 February 2015 6:48

Stupid? It is a brain thing, like when you are driving and you automatically go a certain way even though that isn't where you want to go. Happens all the time. Especially when you have to go really bad. Not stupid. Be a gentleman and put the seat down!