By Investing in Toilet Seatbelts - 14/02/2015 09:46 - United States - Sparks
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States
Well done sweetie
By Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States
If it's brown, let it float around.
By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 07:00 - Canada - Sudbury
By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France
By Disgruntled - 16/03/2016 12:01 - United States - East Lansing
Too real
By ann - 05/06/2021 14:00
Oh, hai Mark!
By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00
Toilet training
By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 17:12 - United States - Houston
By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States
Boys will be annoying boys
By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00
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Don't you just love children?
That must have SUCKED! No but really her sister seems like an ASSHOLE (sorry couldn't resist
#16 - You FLUSHED AWAY your chances of getting some upvotes.
I'm arresting you for reusing the 'crappy situation' joke for the gazillionth time on FML. You have the right to remain silent. If you have something to say, toilet to the judge.
Dude, stop overusing these jokes. It really pisses us all off.
you could use "shitty situation" :)
or "you got yourself in quite a shituation"
Most overused pun on FML, but at least you kept it fresh with crappy instead of shitty.
I thumbs upped just for your name.
Was that one intentional or no?
Because a child that young could understand something like that
South Park does it again
which episode was this? I don't remember it but now I wanna watch it :)
#24 it was the TSA (toilet safety administration) episode ;)
It was called Reverse Cowgirl.
I'd be so mad at the older sister.
Intestines getting flushed down the toilet. Because intelligence!
It's actually happened though. Who the ****'s so stupid they can't check to make sure the toilet seat is down?
Yes, because leaving the seat up means that your intestines
Yes, because leaving the seat up means that your intestines
Stupid? It is a brain thing, like when you are driving and you automatically go a certain way even though that isn't where you want to go. Happens all the time. Especially when you have to go really bad. Not stupid. Be a gentleman and put the seat down!
If you leave the toilet seat up your intestines won't come ripping out of your ass.
#63 But... If you leave the seat up your intestines aren't going to get ****** down the toilet. -_-
Your comment is surrounded by 3 comments saying the same pun, two of them identical. I miss when comments were creative.
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Don't you just love children?
A word of advice for people who insist on using the same three puns: Stop.