By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
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Welshite 39

Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.

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princessbits 17

Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Lock him in your guest bedroom

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Grauncho 27

Rub his nose in it next time.

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animalcaretaker 3

I wish I could meet someone with the same sleep problems as me.

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Fuhkyoo 17

at least he was close, I know someone who was sleep-pissed on by their brother

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JordynnLOL 11

At least it was on the rug and not on you, and he'll never piss the bed this way! In some ways, it's a plus.

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Tonka_Cookie 10

at least he's trying to do it right, even when asleep

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Aren't those psych symptoms of sexual abuse?

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Marakie 16

This FML was already published like a few months ago

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