Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
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BeanBrick 10
It's an easy and effective method of female masturbation.
Catkam623 27
Because they were dirty
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Comments (91)
naya_bingi 11
Why did you turn it off in the first place? It's not like you needed a break or something...
kingsian 15
Lol maybe he had to use the bathroom or something that hopefully made since
MetallicaFTW 16
He is a she...
shmoelover 13
sensory overload?
perdix 29
Hmmm. Hot Roast Beef! Suddenly, I have a hankering for Arby's.
TrueTriage 16
Suddenly I don't think I will Ever look at Arby's the same way again...
perdix 29
Especially when in comes to spreading horsey sauce over the fragrant folds of warm beef. Then, you have to grab the soft buns and put them back together before enjoying it ;)
poccocurantes 7
The original inspiration for American Pie, but they didn't think a coming of age movie called Arbys Hot Roast Beef would do well at the box office.
Tuffay 14
How about Barbies Roast Beef?
simoncat 11
(Chest)nuts roasting o' an open fire.... Oh wait.
MetallicaFTW 16
SHE IS NOT A DUDE!
Kradle2022 2
quite a HOT topic
DutchBasterd 15
*in the mask voice* Smokin'!!
Miss_Attitude96 24
In this case it was painful Edit: reply to 24
nckjyc 13
Brings a whole new meaning to fire crotch
akaiberry 15
I've never heard that phrase in my life... Are you sure there was meaning there to begin with?
Charleybelle 14
Fire crotch meaning a ginger. (redheaded female) Assuming the carpets match the drapes.
NonSenser 6
THAT's how you learn shit!!
Homer1975 14
so sad …something coming soon you never know, BTW "again "?sounds like you used to do it lol
redhedsaysrawr 18
I'm sorry but YDI on so many levels... Why would you turn it off then on again while having it aimed at your genitals? Most showers come back on freezing cold so either way you're risking a different temperature in a very sensitive part of the body just anyways.