Kids: Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door....

By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By mom - 26/01/2014 04:29 - United States - Spring

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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lordbane2110 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:36

Oh, that's genius, you should have replied with "Go Away Anna"

denaeb123 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:41

Even though you were trying to have just a few minutes of privacy you have to admit that that is extremely adorable!

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Tarlachia 33

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:34

"Yes, but only if you stop singing that song!"

Regimental_Phan 18

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:18

I wouldn't of held it back anymore, and just let it go.

aubamas 20

Saturday 21 March 2015 6:24

let it go mom

Eivana 37

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:35

What a perfect song to take a hard to pass shit to. Hopefully, yours was quick.

photographer49 22

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:02

#2 She begins with "while TRYING to take a crap," I'm sure she was trying to force that out for a while

alex1022 11

Saturday 24 January 2015 21:49

i think salt n pepper- push it would fit the situation more appropriately.

lordbane2110 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:36

Oh, that's genius, you should have replied with "Go Away Anna"

cbroady0529 9

Thursday 22 January 2015 1:50

My three year old does the exact same thing, but when I say "go away, Anna!" She sings "ok byyyeeeee" and leaves me in peace for a few minutes. It was pretty cute the first 8,000 or so times :p

WolfyGrace 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:37

How fun that must have been! I know I would have hated it. That is my least favorite song from the movie.

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:40

You have to admit, that is pretty adorable though.

AverageJoey 18

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:40

You should "Let it Go"

iTzSelverZz 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:41

Thats cute.

denaeb123 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:41

Even though you were trying to have just a few minutes of privacy you have to admit that that is extremely adorable!

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 21 January 2015 20:39

No.

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:43

Please tell me you said no. Frozen is so overrated.

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 21 January 2015 14:06

Frozen is just really popular right now. I'm sure people thought the same about Lion King when it came out, what, 20 years ago? And to this day, Lion King is still one of the best Disney movies ever. My point, just because a movie is popular doesn't mean it is overrated.