Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
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BeanBrick 10
It's an easy and effective method of female masturbation.
Catkam623 27
Because they were dirty
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GlitterValentina 12
This screams first world problems.
GlitterValentina 12
This screams first world problems.
insaneDONUTZ 15
its better than freezing water though!
ttr125 10
Rubba dub dub burnt my crotch in the tub...
pieman528 10
U gotta be more gentle to ur genitals next time.
YooEfO 4
Today, I was with my friends and thought it would be fun to do stunts off of a ramp with my bike without wearing a cup to protect myself. I didn't think of it until I landed on the middle bar on my bike. FML
Sputnikspak 13
I discovered mine comes out ice cold in a similar manner. =/ Though I imagine a scalding would be worse - if someone flushes a toilet or turns on a sink (or even the hose outdoors) in this old house of mine you get a scalding hot surprise. And before anyone accuses me of hanky panky with the shower head, I had surgery less than two weeks ago - I have to use a shower chair, and the easiest place to put the shower head (which switches off at the top) while I'm shampooing or shaving and using my hands is between my knees. I accidentally knocked the button while it was aimed at the delicate parts. The screaming caught my partner's attention; he's thought I'd fallen. But I make a point to make sure the shower head is aiming AWAY from the nethers when I hold it between my knees. Surgery doesn't do much for boosting one's libido, but that cold shower definitely did NOT feel good.
Jakespeed207 4
I'm sorry if this counts as invasion of privacy or something, but the mental image of that made me both wince and laugh out loud at the same time xD so sorry for the pain though. I once had something similar happen. My shower head is one that's extendable, so when I take it off the wall thingy that
Jakespeed207 4
Holds it, it just hangs upside down by the cord. I once turned on the water without looking where it was and it came out lava-style. Lets just say I'm surprised no one recorded me jumping from side to side in pain xD
mgrabi01 10
Perhaps the next time you do that, the shower head should be pointed away from your genitals. Also, why was it there to begin with?!?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Quit wasting water lol.
hordriss 14
I think maybe you should find a safer way to get yourself off!