Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
Top comments
Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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Comments (226)
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
Dee100 0
LMFAO!
teebonehead 0
NICE ! Good luck getting any head while your in high school.
kcutie96 0
hahahahaha
hayno 0
i agre with all the other posters. Would u rather have genital warts or herpes?
Bloodknight 22
haha, wow! never heard of that even being possible, but yeah I can kinda see how this is an fml, it's like "yay I don't have an STD just penis acne." The latter isn't as bad, but is it really any better!
BadOwner 0
xD you ********** with greasy hands!
Amysbodybetrayal 0
And apparently, he doesn't use Clearasil to prevent breakouts!
Daaniellee1234 8
Uhmmm. Ew ?
PaulieeBooMN 0
I'm guessing you're a virgin, so how could you even have herpes?
doggylover27 0
Ahahahahahhahaha ouch.
xkat356 0
touche.
CableX17 0
lolol. Win:D
obedkhaos 0
ewh.thts some sick shit man.
Tomfuckery 0
You'd honestly prefer have an STD to having acne? Dude, just wash your hands before you ******* jack off and clean up afterward. Get over it.