Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
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Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML
Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.
delphina 0
Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.
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Comments (120)
grimmjowj 0
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful how stupid
Clare420 0
it's your problem tho. your job is cashier isn't it someone elses job to clean shit up
zimandme123 0
umm, wow??? just get a mop????
thatguynamedsky 32
a cashier shouldnt have to clean up pee. ever.
NHLuffy 0
since when can girls be sons? o_O
adrenochrome_fml 0
Wait what? So is it a girl or a boy?
Doopliss 0
Who peed? The boy or girl?
Lambshanks 0
Well written!
qwertyuiop8989 0
So her son is a little girl?.....hmmmm.....BTW that lady is an asshole and some pure WT.
ffffffffffffffff_fml 0
you may want to proofread next time.. FAIL.
Shnap 0
There could of been two kids and girl and a boy, and the girl pointed it out. Either way the chicks a bitch. People like that shouldn't have kids if they don't want to take responsibility for what there kids do.
delphina 0
Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.
xleanne_aLly 23
Sounds more like she didn't care her child pissed themselves. What a b*tch.
theannoyingone 0
boy or girl?