Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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you_failed 15
No one is responsible for your injuries after being tickled. >:)
ProhibitionRose 14
....wow...that's what you get for tickling him.
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Comments (132)
hurul_ayni 0
yea that's never safe.
ceepevoy 0
this is like a scene straight out of the 40 year old virgin!
xiangsuji 2
20 was right. I am extremely ticklish, especially on my feet. I always have been and I have always loathed being tickled. I have kicked at least 3 people I love in the face while being tickled and elbowed another.
shitslegit 0
haha don't underestimate feet!
SexyGamerNerd110 8
at least you were being "flirtatious" with him? when my guy tickles me, it's to get me to talk because he knows how much I hate it.. still though, you kinda deserved that one if you knew how ticklish he was :/
LazarusLooking 0
My bf is the same. FEET ARE OFF LIMITS! I would get and elbow or a foot in the face as well.
SteelCladAngel 0
tickling can be flirtatious if it's done right...fee seconds of tickling the ribs/under arms....swoop in for a kiss and a nibble lol I like when my husband does that but when he thinks he's being silly/cite rather than trying to get me In the mood he goes for me feet and he usually ends up getting kicked
Pushka 8
Hahaha fail troll, like I care about grammer. It's not like it's That important to spell correctly on sum post. I hate beeing tickled, I am extreamly ticklish and like some dude mencioned earlier I'd rather be punched then tickled too. Ppl who think it's funny or lol 'flirty' to tickle some1, when they have specificly told them they hate it, are just incredibly dumb so I stand by my statement. If to you tickling is not such a big deal or u like it fine , but that is not the way everybody feel and extreamly ticklish ppl just hate beeing tickled, so peace of advice, next time some1 tells you not to tickle them just don't.
hellokimmiee 5
if you tickle someone, prepare to be hurt.
HunterAlpha1 8
lol almost broke your nose? you must have an iron nose like i do. every time i get injured it's always my nose, but the damn thing refuses to break.