By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 596
You deserved it 6 741

Same thing different taste

Top comments

iAmScrubs 19

Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.

Predental 5

Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.

Comments

iAmScrubs 19

Buy 100 more dogs so you don't feel so bad about yourself.

BahahahLOL 0

Then OP could make a bigass dogsled team.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Then your dogs can maul anyone who refuses your friendship to death

force sex between a husky and a pug, then use the outcome to attack your enemies

Don't worry they are the most loyal friends you'll ever get! Also the only creature on earth that will love more than itself!! I love dogs ;)

Oh my, i read this FML really wrong...thought it said: "I realized I do more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs."

Felix_Felicis15 8

Hahaha 28, your comment made me laugh.

Caesium 3

You seem like a real nice person, urdirtyolduncle.

Wuz dat a cute awwwww or a sympathetic awwwwww

cptmorgan15 2

I'm guezzing dat wuznt a cute awww

yez cuz dat wouldntz fit right if it waz a cute Awwwwwwwwwww........z lol

whoisthisgirl 4

well they don't judge you :) animals are great~

The Internet is open to find friends who couldn't care less about your outlook and appearance

True but personality still comes through, which is why I don't have any friends online.

when you can't make friends online you have issues

mintcar 9

Hahaha. Well OP, you should try and put effort into making friends. It's not always easy but it's quite possible.

sixfoot2 0

you don't make friends by putting effort into it...It usually just happens naturally.

mintcar 9

Um, no. It doesn't come naturally to all of us. Some people have trouble making friends. And by effort, I meant OP should actually do something about it. If he or she is in school then attending events and being a little more social with classmates would be a good start.

xGabri3L 3

Your a pimp you have bitches.

Predental 5

Get rid of the dogs. Then you will have more friends than dogs.

thats really hard to do though... i mean like emotionaly so then if the OP was sad all the time they might have no friends!

hollowaybrady34 6

Your picture is very Ironic.

Well at least you have someone living with you! And someone to keep you company!

Snafuusmc 12
MrSexyPants 14

Aren't negative friends...enemies?

MedChew 19

So at least one of the two dogs is not your friend?