Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he started to really get into it and get rough. He tore my labia and I now need stitches. FML
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exileonmainst
| 16
Use a mold of your dad’s penis instead. 0% risk of torn labias, guaranteed! If you need lube, there’s this woman in Canada who’s giving away a bunch of olive oil for some reason.
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RichardPencil
| 27
I should take off my diaper and smear feces all over this comment!
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RichardPencil
| 27
He took the phrase “eating you out” way too literally!
For revenge, you ought to give him a blow job and inflate him!
For revenge, you ought to give him a blow job and inflate him!
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Inflate? Or is this a foreskin joke us 'Murricans won't get?
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MegasaurusRex89
| 28
She can make a balloon animal out of it when she’s done ?
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thehaystackerine
| 19
he got a cat tongue?
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weeping_willow
| 21
What the hell?
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worldclassrager
| 39
For some reason I want to know how he managed to do this unless he has his cock pierced
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boopingsnoot
| 23
He was "eating her out" aka cunnilingus. No penis involved. He bit her bits.
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David Horgan
| 8
Found the virgin
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Well, at least I know what tonight's nightmare is gonna be about...
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AXel2169
| 23
Anyone seen the movie "Raw"? It's the first thing that came to my mind while reading this
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smarterass
| 6
Is his nickname the Thunder Down Under?
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Tarlachia
| 33
No, it’s thunderbolt and lightning. Very very frightening!
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Dude, you're not supposed to actually EAT the beef curtains!
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OCD_NME
| 17
This is why you should always practice safe sex
For revenge, you ought to give him a blow job and inflate him!