By Becca - 09/01/2018 13:30 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he started to really get into it and get rough. He tore my labia and I now need stitches. FML
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RichardPencil 30

He took the phrase “eating you out” way too literally! For revenge, you ought to give him a ******** and inflate him!

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exileonmainst 16

Use a mold of your dad’s penis instead. 0% risk of torn labias, guaranteed! If you need lube, there’s this woman in Canada who’s giving away a bunch of olive oil for some reason.

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exileonmainst 16

Use a mold of your dad’s penis instead. 0% risk of torn labias, guaranteed! If you need lube, there’s this woman in Canada who’s giving away a bunch of olive oil for some reason.

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RichardPencil 30

I should take off my diaper and smear feces all over this comment!

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RichardPencil 30

He took the phrase “eating you out” way too literally! For revenge, you ought to give him a ******** and inflate him!

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boopingsnoot 24

Inflate? Or is this a foreskin joke us 'Murricans won't get?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

She can make a balloon animal out of it when she’s done ?

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thehaystackerine 20

he got a cat tongue?

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worldclassrager 39

For some reason I want to know how he managed to do this unless he has his **** pierced

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boopingsnoot 24

He was "eating her out" aka ***********. No penis involved. He bit her bits.

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David Horgan 8

Found the virgin

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KnowsWhatAJokeIs 4

Or a guy who has never used/seen the phrase "eating out".

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boopingsnoot 24

Well, at least I know what tonight's nightmare is gonna be about...

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AXel2169 23

Anyone seen the movie "Raw"? It's the first thing that came to my mind while reading this

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smarterass 6

Is his nickname the Thunder Down Under?

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Tarlachia 33

No, it’s thunderbolt and lightning. Very very frightening!

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ThrottleJockey 35

Dude, you're not supposed to actually EAT the beef curtains!

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I'madumbass 19

The labia can get ripped?!

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